I would not do such a thing! We can't fix polls anyway. Not that we ever would :DI was expecting cats to win anyway *grumblegrumble*
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I would not do such a thing! We can't fix polls anyway. Not that we ever would :DI was expecting cats to win anyway *grumblegrumble*
cherrycolouredfunk
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My kittens are my children! I have to admit, I love the fact that they're waiting for me as soon as I open the door, follow me whenever I leave the room, literally where ever I go, insist on sitting on my lap WHEN im on the toilet, cry if I'm in a room and the door is shut (Though thankfully they have now learnt to sleep through the night and not disturb me until I'M ready to get up, NOT them.) Eventually get annoyed if I don;t let them in, and headbutt the door to get attention, sit on my shoulder like a parrot. Run away with filters, wriggling their bums like they're so proud. Yeah, they have complete control of the flat, and I love it. I think perhaps they are TOO needy.
Here's a video of one of them when I'd only just got them....They're only a little bit bigger now, still cute as kittens, and even MORE inquisitive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLib-GQ8pc&feature=share
They stole half of my friends sandwich yesterday, when we were out. He'd left it, on the top shelf, in the plastic box. When we came back, the box was still on the shelf, and there was not one bit of sandwich to be found. The silly girl kitten made herself ill, and I was up tending to a wailing kitten at 2am, until she was FINALLY sick (thank for my sake and hers) as she then stopped making a racket and I could get some sleep.
Here's a video of one of them when I'd only just got them....They're only a little bit bigger now, still cute as kittens, and even MORE inquisitive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLib-GQ8pc&feature=share
They stole half of my friends sandwich yesterday, when we were out. He'd left it, on the top shelf, in the plastic box. When we came back, the box was still on the shelf, and there was not one bit of sandwich to be found. The silly girl kitten made herself ill, and I was up tending to a wailing kitten at 2am, until she was FINALLY sick (thank for my sake and hers) as she then stopped making a racket and I could get some sleep.
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In reality, cats will always win. There's a few dopey cats out there, but the amount of moronic slobbery dogs in the world defies belief. After the apocalypse, dogs will be nothing but slaves to the feline super race that rules supreme above ground. Cats will wear clogs made of the skin of dogs. It will be awesome.
badandwicked
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jancrow
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Giving them dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs.... taking your life away.
If anyone gets what I'm alluding to there I will present them with an animated gif.
Cats carry a mind controlling parasitic protozoan which makes you more likely to crash cars and engage in reckless sexual behaviour, much like zolpidem. It makes small mammals less afraid of predators, like zolpidem. Unlike zolpidem, it appears to make human beings like cats more than they did prior to exposure. Although I have just remembered seeing a giant cat in the corner of my room on zolpidem once, which could be construed as a part of my brain 'liking cats' as that's what it chose to present me with. Toxoplasma gondii, check it out. And SHIT YOUR PANTS.
If anyone gets what I'm alluding to there I will present them with an animated gif.
Cats carry a mind controlling parasitic protozoan which makes you more likely to crash cars and engage in reckless sexual behaviour, much like zolpidem. It makes small mammals less afraid of predators, like zolpidem. Unlike zolpidem, it appears to make human beings like cats more than they did prior to exposure. Although I have just remembered seeing a giant cat in the corner of my room on zolpidem once, which could be construed as a part of my brain 'liking cats' as that's what it chose to present me with. Toxoplasma gondii, check it out. And SHIT YOUR PANTS.
I'm a crazy cat laydee.
regardless, that just made me el oh el fucking HARD.
only a furry creature could actually get away with that AND instantly make you wanna give em a big fucking cuddle [with tickles], at the same time.
lawd bless furry creatures
jancrow
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chasing_s, Brrrap!
have one of a lazy dog too
have one of a lazy dog too
badandwicked
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parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Yaaas! Mon the dugs!
Cats.
Obviously.
Combine this 'ere cat/dog poll with the previous threadpoll with more or less identical name and I predict a doggy demise.
As it should be.
Dog lovers: Dog-slobber + dogball-licks + dogself-rimming + dogshit-eating = yum???
You disgust me
Incidentally, do any of y'all poochie-pounders wank your dogs off? I only ask cos I had an ex who did and insisted it was necessary. Must admit I did observe with suitable interest when presented to me but drew the line at her facelips touching mine after frenching her dog. And asked her to at least wipe her hands on her cardy after wanking the dog off before touching me peepee.
Obviously.
Combine this 'ere cat/dog poll with the previous threadpoll with more or less identical name and I predict a doggy demise.
As it should be.
Dog lovers: Dog-slobber + dogball-licks + dogself-rimming + dogshit-eating = yum???
You disgust me
Incidentally, do any of y'all poochie-pounders wank your dogs off? I only ask cos I had an ex who did and insisted it was necessary. Must admit I did observe with suitable interest when presented to me but drew the line at her facelips touching mine after frenching her dog. And asked her to at least wipe her hands on her cardy after wanking the dog off before touching me peepee.
Fantastic. One of the more normal ones? :D
She was a born again Christian if it helps you decide 
Was a young man, she was keen and pleasingly gothy, the godstuff was a non-starter from the getgo so she mostly kept it to herself - in my defence.
The dog-wanking did raise even my rarely-raised eyebrows tho tbh.
Was a young man, she was keen and pleasingly gothy, the godstuff was a non-starter from the getgo so she mostly kept it to herself - in my defence.
The dog-wanking did raise even my rarely-raised eyebrows tho tbh.