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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

Weed laced with heroin. TBH, I still don't know what to think of this. A few years ago there was this pretty big dealer from who every dealer I knew around in this area (probably like 5) bought weed from. Sketchy dude tbh. My dealer (who is also a very good friend of mine) told me some stories about him picking up weed from that guy. He'd be sitting in this crackhouse with these old turks (no offence) who are known to be fucking scumbags. Beating up people, smoking heroïne, etc... Just overall sketchy people.

Anyways everyone kinda bought from those 5 dealers (who bought from the big dealer) so all the weed around was the same weed. Now that I think of it there were lots of times where people who'd smoked the weed say like 'hmm this weed is kinda weird'. The rumour was going around that time that it was laced with heroin and everyone (including me) was like 'suuuuure, stop bullshitting me'.

Then one of my friends (who I didn't know very well back then) got busted with weed at school and he had to pee. Guess what's in his pee? Heroin.. My friends and I are 99% sure he hadn't done heroïne. Its fuuucking hard to get heroïne here + he's just really not the person to do it. A few months ago a friend of mine was talking about the rumour and about the friend testing positive for heroïne so it kinda got me thinking. What if pretty much all of my friends and I had been smoking heroïne-laced weed for a year? Damn >.< Anyways, BS or not, guess we'll never know :D
 
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To clear this up, direct contact to flame will degrade Heroin along with all Opiates afaik. Consider all flame to Opiate contact a waste of product.
 
^ Right. In those situations youd simply have means of heating the dope, typically via foil, so you dont actually burn the product. As vile as Tar tastes, theres nothing like smoking and making art trails while nodding :D Id pick powder dope over Tar anyday for sure though.
 
I was told a crazy story just the other day by a co-worker and friend of mine, but I'm not sure that it's bullshit, and I think that he could be telling the truth. (He's not one to bullshit, and he's not one to really brag or boast about the things he's done, either.)

Guess he used to sell a lot of coke and crack back in the 80s and 90s or whatever when it was really booming, and he actually served some time for it. But anyway... he was talking about a customer who owed him some money and how he hated having to watch this guy walk up and down the street each day to score crack from someone else, someone he didn't owe money to, of course. "It wasn't even about the money; it's just dangerous to have someone making you out to look like a fool like that because then all the other guys will think you're soft and they'll want to take what's yours."

Then, almost nonchalant, he tells me, "I cut his achilles tendon; I was getting sick of watching him walk up and down the street each day to cop off of someone else when he owes me money."

Yikes! Hard to believe, but I think I believe it... he's out of the game now and he's been out for a long, long time ever since he got locked up for a while.
 
That's a pretty bad ass story. I'm friends with a few old school heroin/crack addicts who've made it to the ripe middle age of 55. This one guy once told me and my friends, that he was once at some weird party during the eighties where everyone was smoking crack. Supposedly my friend went to go to use the bathroom, but to get through to it, he had to pass the hosts bedroom. When he walked in, he saw his friend watching a porno, taking hits from a crack pipe, and simultaneously jamming a lubricated cucumber up his own ass..

I was just a baby for the late eighties/early nineties, so I don't know how shit went down. It could be true, but it seems like quite a lot of functions to perform with two hands...
 
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i use either a 30 or 31g needle for my dope cause i have very small veins, and this guy who's been shooting for 5+ years told me you can't use a needle smaller than 25g. his arms were mangled they were so gross.

he said if you do, the dope won't come out into your veins it'll just leak into your skin and you'll get an abscess and infection. he said he saw it happen to his friend and she almost had to get her arm amputated.
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LOL that is hilarious. I can just picture this guy. It blows my mind what some people actually beleive. There is not an ounce of rational material in their body.

laurenslv said:
Weed laced with heroin. TBH, I still don't know what to think of this. A few years ago there was this pretty big dealer from who every dealer I knew around in this area (probably like 5) bought weed from. Sketchy dude tbh. My dealer (who is also a very good friend of mine) told me some stories about him picking up weed from that guy. He'd be sitting in this crackhouse with these old turks (no offence) who are known to be fucking scumbags. Beating up people, smoking heroïne, etc... Just overall sketchy people.

Anyways everyone kinda bought from those 5 dealers (who bought from the big dealer) so all the weed around was the same weed. Now that I think of it there were lots of times where people who'd smoked the weed say like 'hmm this weed is kinda weird'. The rumour was going around that time that it was laced with heroin and everyone (including me) was like 'suuuuure, stop bullshitting me'.

Then one of my friends (who I didn't know very well back then) got busted with weed at school and he had to pee. Guess what's in his pee? Heroin.. My friends and I are 99% sure he hadn't done heroïne. Its fuuucking hard to get heroïne here + he's just really not the person to do it. A few months ago a friend of mine was talking about the rumour and about the friend testing positive for heroïne so it kinda got me thinking. What if pretty much all of my friends and I had been smoking heroïne-laced weed for a year? Damn >.< Anyways, BS or not, guess we'll never know :D
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I vote total BS. First of all.. if the weed is selling for the normal price etc.. why would they add a very expensive drug to it?

If you smoke dope for a year straight you have some hellish withdrawals/dependency/addiction.
 
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Facing a g blunt isn't too difficult, and it definitely take WAY less than an hour. I feel like 28 1g blunts wouldn't be THAT difficult. Why anyone would want to smoke an ounce in a day, I have no idea. It sounds very uncomfortable.
 
Kids getting high as hell and tripping fucking balls from inhaling black and milds.

Also smoking tylenol arthritis gets u super high and makes u nod balls.
 
Some guy I knew in middle school claimed that he took xanax and started hallucinating. Never done xanax, so I doubted it, but some of the shit he said was pretty funny. Don't remember anything else right now.

Does anyone else think these B.S. stories are usually funnier than they are annoying? The thing with the orange juice in particular makes me laugh. Imagine talking to someone that think they're a glass of orange juice.
 
Coke comes from poppies! No, that's opium, eventually heroin. Ummm, no, trust me I do x amount of coke daily so I know. Oh right..
Dimwits.
 
People that "smoke pills" - period. I just want to slap them on principle.

A sponsor told me her ex-husband taught her how to "smoke pills", she used to "eat one and then smoke one, all night and get super fucked up." I'm thinking to myself, 'yeah, you had to keep popping them because you weren't getting high burning your pills to a crisp!'
 
It's not really a "drug story," but we were told that the kid we bought subs from on one or two occasions killed someone drunk-driving a few years ago; looked it up, and it's true... eek.
 
all my stories sound like bullshit, they are so unbeilivable, its crazy, but i have credible witneses, and a lenthy record to prove it.....ive been told my life story shold have been a motion picture, or book. (not bragging on criminal record, that part has ruined my life, and no bullshit, with my record, i should have been to prision 3 times over)..sounds like bullshit...but true.
 
Misfit Chick said:
all my stories sound like bullshit, they are so unbeilivable, its crazy, but i have credible witneses, and a lenthy record to prove it.....ive been told my life story shold have been a motion picture, or book. (not bragging on criminal record, that part has ruined my life, and no bullshit, with my record, i should have been to prision 3 times over)..sounds like bullshit...but true.
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I'm on the edge of my seat!

I shit you not, my contribution with a tru story bro is my very own birthday party story.

I was on acid/oxy/mary-j/2ce with buddies, strolling down a pretty deserted street, suddenly some crazy ass drunkard just steps out of an alleyway in front of my friend with a fucking machete, doesn't actually see any of us but is just singing and swinging this machete around. I saw the flash of this fking huge blade :| heard "ok so he's got a fucking blade let's not stare" and we all turn on our heels and head back to my place like a bat out of hell. I swear to god, had I not been on opiates I would have needed to change my fucking underwear.
 
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