Random MSN Gibberings LXXXIX: Off my rocker babbling about nothing

[breakcorefiend]

^ lol, man feeling very beautiful at the oment, the etiz is helping me drift off nicely

 

[Albion]

Morning Tripman. How are things? :D

I don't want to rekindle the private / state school debate in this thread at all, but JSPete might be interested to know that I've just been sent an email regarding a project entitled 'Bedford Modern School'.

Small world? Synchronicity? All part of the everyday weirdness around here.

Fuck. Perhaps SHM too.

What sort of project is it?

 

[badandwicked]

So the house I'm stopping in got burgled last night and one of the girls called the po without consulting anyone. Apparently the forensic guy was dusting for prints nose to nose with a big bag of oramorph (not mine thankfully).

All they got was a laptop and a couple of ancient bikes, and its not even like theres any insurance. Stupid bitch. She gave my name & theres a pack waiting for me to send my prints off. yeeeeeeah ok then :D

 

[Myshkin]

Sounds pretty scary for whoever owned the oramorph!

Forensics came around to our place late last summer too, but were only looking in the garden and somebody else's room - I made a point of smoking a joint and blasting out 'Cop' by Swans. I felt sixteen again.

JSPete - without giving away too much and revealing my employer to those bothered to do some investigation, it's in connection with some improvements they're making to part of the ground floor, specifically the gym and surrounding areas.

 

[Albion]

Heh well the gym could use a lotta work if I remember correctly. Say hi to Mr Tapper if you see him, you'll know who he is cos he's the one who lost his voice (at least whilst I was there, he lost his voice at least a year before I left).

 

[Myshkin]

Were you so naughty that the poor guy lost his voice? :D

I'd say hi to him for you with pleasure, but sadly my only involvement in the job is looking at drawings, tender documents, specifications and other boring stuff. I'd love the opportunity to be paid to hang around schools for real though.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

This really just freaked me out, my mobile is touchscreen, and has a habit of pocket dialing or texting people if I forget to lock the screen. I'd just sent my mate a text about I really need to go to the doctors today as an abscess I have is now ten times worse and giving me constant pain. I left the screen open and put the phone back in my pocket as I was walking. I picked it back out of my pocket, and on the screen predictive text had typed the word, amputee.

I think I need to go to the doctors today!

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Has anyone on here heard of Gramatik or Ratatat?

 

[maxalfie]

Been feeding my new addiction today.
Have recently acquired a bad habit,just can't stop eating custard tarts.
I love them. It started off as weekend treat then I would do some in the week and before I knew what had happened I was eating them every day.
I don't think I have got the strength to quit them.
I will try and cut down before it gets really out of control.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Ahhah! It's custard. I have an addiction to custard creams, they are the crack of the biscuit world. I just can't say no! It's becoming a bit out of control. I really don't know what to do about it.

Well done though, you've made the first step by admitting it!

 

[badandwicked]

^ just dont inject them, and if you do, use a filter. Harm reduction, that was.

Well done Kingsmill on stumbling upon the concept of bread pockets only 4000 years after pita bread was invented.

 

[ColtDan]

custard creams, they are the crack of the biscuit world.

maybe. although these things are pretty more-ish

mmmmmmm

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Oh hell yeah. And, those rich tea fingers filled with cream. It's all about the cream.

 

[maxalfie]

I was thinking of trying them rectally just to see if the bioavailability is any better.

 

[brimz]

Been feeding my new addiction today.
Have recently acquired a bad habit,just can't stop eating custard tarts.
I love them. It started off as weekend treat then I would do some in the week and before I knew what had happened I was eating them every day.
I don't think I have got the strength to quit them.
I will try and cut down before it gets really out of control.

Ever been to Lisbon ?

You don't know Custard Tarts till you have been to Belem

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=belem%20custard%20tarts&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FPastel_de_nata&ei=yh1WT_mDCaLB0QXvtsDhCQ&usg=AFQjCNG7GWQBxeAGg3kGIpPa2DVs3zxp4Q

 

[maxalfie]

Those custard tarts look good Brimz.They have got a bit of character to them whereas the ones from Tesco all look identical,like clones of each other.

 

[Tripman]

Has anyone on here heard of Gramatik or Ratatat?

Fucking love ratatat man.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Fucking love ratatat man.

I think I might be late to the party with Ratatat, I only found them about a week ago and they've moved straight to the top of my playlist for the forseeable future!

 

[brimz]

Those custard tarts look good Brimz.They have got a bit of character to them whereas the ones from Tesco all look identical,like clones of each other.

Problem is once you have had a Belem Custard Tart nothing else will do .

People travel from all over for them . One of the food wonders of the world

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Problem is once you have had a Belem Custard Tart nothing else will do .

People travel from all over for them . One of the food wonders of the world

Is this the same area where they do chilled kale soup? I really want to try that! Kale is my favourite vegetable by a million miles, it makes me feel strong in the same way a steak does. Must be the iron!