Random MSN Gibberings LXXIII: Beyond Good & Evil

[Mailmonkey]

^fuckin Ell rockstar!

It IS a satirical site....

I think some of the memebrs have joined not realising this, some of them atheists, some of them Christians, but the site is satirical and the main posters are fucking brilliant at what they do. Hilarious, shocking genius....

I particularly like the Lifestyle choice threads, started with "Being Gay is a Lifestyle Choice", went to "Being Black is a Lifestyle Choice", now there's a thread stating that "Being Downs Syndrome is aLifestyle Choice".....the brilliance is that all these fucked up ideas are BACKED UP with Biblical quotes, which expose how nutty these Christian fundamantalists are.

 

[maxalfie]

I just had a quick look at the aforementioned link and it nearly had me pissing myself. Things like 'Being black is a lifestyle choice'. What a laugh,very Brasseye in style.

 

[knock]

I think some of the memebrs have joined not realising this, some of them atheists, some of them Christians, but the site is satirical and the main posters are fucking brilliant at what they do. Hilarious, shocking genius....

Yes, it's a troll site too, and a very good one, trolling Christians with bible quotes. I think the idea behind that is to make Christians have second thoughts, I wonder if it works?

 

[rockstar 69]

^fuckin Ell rockstar!

It IS a satirical site....

I think some of the memebrs have joined not realising this, some of them atheists, some of them Christians, but the site is satirical and the main posters are fucking brilliant at what they do. Hilarious, shocking genius....

I particularly like the Lifestyle choice threads, started with "Being Gay is a Lifestyle Choice", went to "Being Black is a Lifestyle Choice", now there's a thread stating that "Being Downs Syndrome is aLifestyle Choice".....the brilliance is that all these fucked up ideas are BACKED UP with Biblical quotes, which expose how nutty these Christian fundamantalists are.

Ok ok I get you's now thanks to MSB and knockando. I'd still definately say more than a few of the forum users still don't know this.

I read the lifestyle ones. I'm still not sure it is in satire but if it is what an effort! lol @ all the people who've signed up and fallen victim :D

 

[knock]

Ok ok I get you's now thanks to MSB and knockando. I'd still definately say more than a few of the forum users still don't know this.

I read the lifestyle ones. I'm still not sure it is in satire but if it is what an effort! lol @ all the people who've signed up and fallen victim :D

If you're "still not sure" there is NO salvation for you!

Here is the main website: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Which has a link at the bottom to it's Terms of Service: www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html

At the bottom of the Terms of Service it says:

Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

End Spoiler Alert

 

[Marmalade]

Ok ok I get you's now thanks to MSB and knockando. I'd still definately say more than a few of the forum users still don't know this.

I read the lifestyle ones. I'm still not sure it is in satire but if it is what an effort! lol @ all the people who've signed up and fallen victim :D

satire, by its nature, does take effort. A LOT. for it to be any good, or of any use and to be able to credibly prove its intended point.

 

[koneko]

^
Gosh that sounds like far too much for my wee brain 8(

Evening EADD, how's it going tonight? Behaving, not, not-sure, indifferent, couldn't give a fuck...?

Not much to report really apart from drinking a shandy at lunchtime at work today, my world rocks, this could get me sacked!

So what's this I hear about quorn being the new sausage? 8)

 

[parttime crackhead]

Surely with no passion it would be a waste of time... the bit about female orgasm being likened to paedophilia aswell, what the fuck is this guy on? It is kind of funny because his views are completely alien to anything from this planet. However it would be no real loss if he was shot in the face and eaten by wolves. I wonder if he has a wife?

Ooooft! I've just actually had a wee peak at the forum, these cunts are for real! I think I'll start using this one quote on here lol these people are blatantly insane. Anyone ever considered religious cleansing? Maybe if we could get a forum meet on that site and send them on a rocket aimed to heaven (the sun).

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=15

This is EMBARRASSING, supposedly christian people slandering others based on race and religion. In that one page they've slandered Sweedish, Irish and Indian people. Referred to muslims as "mudslimes".....athiests get a mention too...bunch of cunts.

You thought that was real? Fucking hell man. Hahaha.

"Mudslimes"

Chris Morris would be proud to have created that site.


Edit - Just realised you weren't the only one lol. Fuck sake people, you're the sort of folk that got Brass Eye into so much shit.

 

[rockstar 69]

Shut it I always like to think the worst of christians/catholics so it makes sense I'd believe it

I've had to suffer another boring night, wish I hadn't blown so much over the weekend.. Stuck watching I'm a Celebrity, actually pretty funny seeing these top of the range morons getting abused by all sorts of insects/reptiles lol :D

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Fucking hell. I got back together with my ex last week, we've just split up, again, and a friend immediately comes on to me really full on when I tell him what's happned, so now I don't want to talk to him. I've had my phone stolen, so I can't reach any of my mates. Arrrrrgh. I hate not having a phone, it's so fucking isolating! I hate this.

 

[Bluebell]

Fucking hell. I got back together with my ex last week, we've just split up, again, and a friend immediately comes on to me really full on when I tell him what's happned, so now I don't want to talk to him. I've had my phone stolen, so I can't reach any of my mates. Arrrrrgh. I hate not having a phone, it's so fucking isolating! I hate this.

Cherry I dont know you but have read many of your posts, but what I want to say is, please look after yourself, I dont know if you realise how many people here genuinely worry about you

 

[wcote]

What he came onto you!!! WTF goes through some peoples heads?

Dude thats so uncool.

really hope things improve V soon. Esp as you cutting down on white + dark.

 

[koneko]

strong cherry - strong

 

[effie]

Big love Cherry! I'll be back in Briz soon, will come and visit you.. sometimes you need to hit rock bottom before things can improve. Remember "this too shall pass.."

 

[koneko]

Big love Cherry! I'll be back in Briz soon, will come and visit you.. sometimes you need to hit rock bottom before things can improve. Remember "this too shall pass.."

Your are such a bright blue light

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

^ Thank you. It's all just getting too much. My trial is soon and i'm scared of prison, i'm facing eviction, my addiction has climbed back up after I managed to taper so I'm flat out again back up to 100 quid a day, and so many other things. I shouldn't have let him back in, as I don't need this. He seemed to actually enjoy sitting playing games with me, I saw his sick little smile, and he actually publically shouted at me. Anyway, I'm going to bed to curl up with a film as I've tried to contact a few friends, and got nothing back, and they wonder why I don't contact them when I need them? No wonder I just deal with stuff on my own.

Also, found out today that the person who assulted me the other week, at same time as stealing my phone and money from me, was given bail! He's a prolific offender. The justice system is fucked.

Thank you Eff, kate and Bluebell, I'll stay strong

 

[koneko]

I wish i could give one lil ounce of my soul to batten down those hatches to hold on for you .......

 

[effie]

Ah Cherry. I'm sorry I've not been about either, I will be when I get back, we both need each other I think

I've been doing this alone too - it's hard not knowing who you can lean on and not wanting to burden people, or people not being able to help you sometimes.. my main problem is I really isolate myself, always have done, and I think you are the same, no? In a lot of ways it is good for us - to know you can be self sufficient and stand on your own two feet - but sometimes you just need some help and support! I'll be round as soon as I get back, promise.

I know you don't really venture out of EADD but I really recommend TDS if you want some support etc - you should come over and make a thread

ps kate you too!

 

[Glitched]

Fucking hell. I got back together with my ex last week, we've just split up, again, and a friend immediately comes on to me really full on when I tell him what's happned, so now I don't want to talk to him. I've had my phone stolen, so I can't reach any of my mates. Arrrrrgh. I hate not having a phone, it's so fucking isolating! I hate this.

What he came onto you!!! WTF goes through some peoples heads?

Dude thats so uncool.

Granted his timing may not have been the best but it's not that unbelievable is it wcot?! Cherry is a lovely girl and going by that alone (because I only know her through here) lads would probably jump at the. Hence to be with her so I'm shocked you find that so hard to believe mate.

Are you to interested in this friend like that then Cherry? Shame really if not. I always think that a friend is the best person to have a relationship with as you already get on with each other and I believe that a partner should be like your best friend Sorry, I think I've seen your friend coming onto you slightly differently than some, I see it as a compliment to you and a potential good thing :/

Ah Cherry. I'm sorry I've not been about either, I will be when I get back, we both need each other I think

I've been doing this alone too - it's hard not knowing who you can lean on and not wanting to burden people, or people not being able to help you sometimes.. my main problem is I really isolate myself, always have done, and I think you are the same, no? In a lot of ways it is good for us - to know you can be self sufficient and stand on your own two feet - but sometimes you just need some help and support! I'll be round as soon as I get back, promise.

I know you don't really venture out of EADD but I really recommend TDS if you want some support etc - you should come over and make a thread

ps kate you too!

Effie, you are so lovely. Even after going through what you are you are still thinking of others and trying to help them out. That really is inspirational.

On a side note did I get my PM in to you in time this morning?

 

[effie]

^ I did yes sorry, I thought I'd replied! Will do so now and thank you!