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Cool bacon!

We quickly went to my mates place and proceeded to call my mates but there fone was off, bad reception maybe? Finally managed to reach them and they were telling us. The lights went on, the music off and they made everyone stand in 3 lines. Pulse checks, pupil checks etc. Mates grabbed a bottle of beer they found and were holding onto it. They both got charged for usage and the cops even got a bloody warrant. They were just users and didnt find anything on them.
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That's fucked up dude, getting charged just for being under the influence.

If you don't mind me asking, where in EU were you? Seems like that would be illegal in a lot of countries.
 
people seem to think maccas at a train station is odd, I can think of at least two train stations in melbourne where there is a maccas window directly before the turnstyles.
 
Not so much a cool bacon story as just a close call.

I remember one time I had just picked up a bunch of LSD, it was a decent amount, but it was stashed in my pocket so it wasn't in an obvious spot. Anyway, a friend was driving, I was in the passenger seat. We saw a friend of ours walking along the street so we pulled over to give him a lift as it was only down the road. No problem there, dropped him off, easy.

Further along the street, my mate went through a stop sign without stopping (we didn't know at the time; the sign wasn't actually there as someone had stolen it!). So the cops puled us over for that. After a quick glance through the car window, plus the usual license check, we were waved through.

It wasn't til we got to our destination that our friend we had dropped off earlier called to say he left his huge bag of weed in the back seat... and sure it was, there in plain view! Lucky they didn't see that - because it was a huge amount, and they would have obviously searched us for more and found the LSD (and other things) I already had on me.

:D
 
not a cool bacon story either but again a close call

Were with some mates and drove down to the beach to have a hot box. One of my mates who is a noob didnt like hot boxing so we decided to get out and sit at a bench and blaze. I had just finished my cone when cops pull up. i hide the bong behind my back. The cops ask us what we are doing and tell us to stay away from the other beaches in the area because there were a bunch of beach riots going on and we will probably be arrested by the riot police their. Im paranoid as fuck because one of the other cops is only a few metres away from me and is shinning her torch underneath the beach to see if we are hiding anything their and if she had stepped only a few steps to the right she would have seen my bong behind my back. Anyway the cops tell us to have a safe night and drive off. Thank god we didnt hot box
 
footscrazy said:
One time the car I was in was pulled over quite dramatically. I have to be amazed at how they surrounded us in peak hour Melbourne traffic and before anyone had the time to finish the sentence 'fuck that's the jacks' the doors were open and we had guns drawn and in our faces. Anyway the male cops were being absolute cunts to me, just winding me up by saying fucked up shit, so I got a female one to talk to instead. I'm so grateful for the fact that when she searched my bag and found my crackie and a small amount of ice she just quietly popped it in the bin without even letting the other cops see. I was lucky that day.
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That'sfuckin lucky foots, in the state of victoria its a $10,000 fine to have a crack pipe.
 
you sure that fine isn't for selling a crack pipe?
i know drug laws are absurd, but surely users aren't persecuted that badly in victoria??
 
festivalfun said:
Words can't describe the relief!! Does anyone else have any stories about cops doing something cool like that! I want to hear them!


:D
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Reading that just put a fat smile on my face :)

I've had a few cool bacon experiences, will post them up tomorrow.
 
pisspotnrock said:
may as well ask this in here because its been on my mind for a bit now.. why do you melbourne crew reffer to the coppers over there as 'jacks'? Its just a melbourne thing isnt it? :?
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Thought it had something to do with the lowest ranking suit in cards. Ace, King, Queen, Jacks
 
Apparently...

'Jack, A common term used for police in the UK and Australia, derived from "John Darme" a joking Anglicization of "gendarme" (French for police officer) and then - per common usage - John becomes Jack (or, in this case, the plural "Jacks").'

Does anyone in Melbourne still call ticket inspectors gumbies? Because they used to wear green uniforms, back in the olden days...
 
i just remembered, i DO have a cool bacon story.

I think it was just after year 11 exams, me and 2 mates decided to go for a walk down the river, etc and smoke some cones in our country town. I think it was a thursday night and we ended up on my primary school oval, reasonably late....maybe 11pm-ish.

Anyhow, i passed out, and so did one of my other mates, and the last friend was still awake smoking. Anyhow, im guessing some neighbours of the school rang the police because prior to passing out, we were making a bit of a racket, music from phones, talking loudly, etc.
So mr police man pulls into the schools oval gate, lights blaring into us, while my mate was mid-bong rip. The two of us who were passed out woke up from the lights, to watch my mate trying to stuff the bong and session into his bag, and proceeding to spill bong water all over himself. The officer asked what we were doing, and that we couldnt stay there. I think i just said we were walking home from the pub and decided to have a nap or some shit. Luckily though i knew the police man, he lived around the corner from me. So after clearly seeing my friend smoking a bong, us getting a noise complaint, my friend absolutely reaking of bong water, he gave us a lift back to my house :).

Thats cool Bacon!
 
I wish I had a cool bacon story. All I can say is that the times I needed the cops to be there they weren't and when they did show up they were pretty nonplussed about doing their job.
 
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