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festivalfun

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Having just arrived interstate I headed to the train station to get to my next destination. I noticed ahead of me in the station a lone police officer with a sniffer dog and quickly began to shit myself as I was carrying little bit of marijuana.
I had no choice but to continue in the direction I was heading and the sniffer dog approached me. I felt my stomachs gurgle as it sat down by my feet. The police officer asked me if I was carrying anything illicit and I decided to be truthful and state that I was holding about 2-3 grams of cannabis. After a stern look the police officer said to me in these exact words 'ah, we've all been there, have a good day mate' before strolling off down the station.


Words can't describe the relief!! Does anyone else have any stories about cops doing something cool like that! I want to hear them!


:D
 
A few weeks ago I was sitting at an intersection waiting to turn, when it went green I gunned it and didn't get through in time. Crossed the line just as the light went red....red, and then red and blue.

There was a chick in a patrol car behind me and she flew through the intersection and pulled me over. She got to the car and asked if I had not seen the red light she managed to "easily" stop at.

"Yes ma'am I misjudged, I thought I would make it through".

She gave me a discerning look and asked for my license, then strolled back to her car. FuckfufuUFufufufcufufuck (I'rm pretty sure msy demerit points are in the negative or something).

She gets in her car and starts radioing her 5-0 buds. Then the car lights up and sirens turn on full blast, she sprints out of the car to my window and throws my license at me (At my face) and said,

"You're lucky, I gotta go, don't do it again!!!" and ran off back to her blazing car to fight crime and ensure the public safety. Yeah! Public order!

Thankfuk for those dudes committing armed robberies and murder, saving me from receiving petty little expiation notices.

I have never had a bad experience with the police, quite the contrary. Have many stories of understanding or forgiving police officers, and close calls.

It's the 5-0!

Parking tickets on the other hand. Always just appearing on my car for no reason, at any place. Yes I know my parking is fine, why do I have to pay 80 dollars for that?
Parking inspectors will be the first ones to go, for sure (Species Extinction)
 
wow!!! thats quite a story. He was probably close to the end of his shift and didnt want to do the paperwork lol........buy a lotto ticket :)
 
One of my first night smoking weed we jumped a fence into a primary school to try and climb through the window into this little wooden cabin outside. Too small didn't fit so we went and sat on this couch. We had no bowl so we're sitting smoking some ciggies and chopping up about 3 grams on this bench next to a couch in the corner of the school yard. Someones sees a light and they freak the fuck out, it's some guy with a dog and he says to us "Um excuse me boys there's some police officers over there that wanna have a talk to ya" Sure enough there they were, we hid the bong and wiped the whole mix on the floor. It was fucked.

Anyway newbie police chick is up and all the fellas are watching her put on her tough boots, we ended up being hilarious
"What are boys doing out at 12am for why aren't you in bed?"
.... long silence.
"Ummm, because it's a Friday?"

Even her partners were laughing at her. They took our names and numbers and shit and told us just not to come into schools, they keep a close eye on them to stop little vandals.
We're getting our details taken and one of the male cops walks back and I hear someone shout out
"Is anything going on?"
The police returning to his car starts laughing, makes a bong sign and says "Nah they're just choofin"

Needless to say the hardest part was the James Bond missions back in to try and salvage some of the mix and get the bong back.
Only time I ever dealt with cops, other than when a sniffer dog smelled it on my clothes in the airport. I had nothing on me and both times they were all really pleasant.
 
not that long ago i was having a smoke sesh with some friends at the place that someone was housesitting, anyway we were enjoying tha tunes too loud on a sunday night and the cops come and say that they could smell weed from the road etc, and "is it mandatory to listen to hip-hop stoned" i thought that was kinda funny, and my grinder was on the porch in plain view but they just kind of accepted that if we kept the music down and stayed off the street we werent hurting anyone

fkin pigs :p
 
woooooooooooow.

u lucky lucky bastard. 3grams of maryjane in Sydney is not like in SA a slap of the wrist mate. I believe their penaltys are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy higher there.

u must of been doing some good deeds recently and Budhha (my home boi) has shined his lights on you!

be safe brother
 
It's good to know the younger generation of cops are more concerned with catching real criminals than the small time user. Keep the stories coming!
 
u lucky lucky bastard. 3grams of maryjane in Sydney is not like in SA a slap of the wrist mate. I believe their penaltys are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy higher there.
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Last i knew was we (syd) have a cannabis caution program that is used alot. Giving the user a chance before having to goto court. Off hand i think it is upto half an ounce. after that your fucked.

In New South Wales, Queensland, Victoria and Tasmania, possession and use of cannabis is a criminal offence; however, it is unlikely that anyone caught with a small amount will be convicted.[30] Diversion programs in these states aim to divert offenders into education, assessment and treatment programs. In New South Wales, if one is caught with up to 15 g of cannabis, at police discretion up to two cautions can be issued.
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^ Cannabis_in_Australia#Legal_consequences
 
One time the car I was in was pulled over quite dramatically. I have to be amazed at how they surrounded us in peak hour Melbourne traffic and before anyone had the time to finish the sentence 'fuck that's the jacks' the doors were open and we had guns drawn and in our faces. Anyway the male cops were being absolute cunts to me, just winding me up by saying fucked up shit, so I got a female one to talk to instead. I'm so grateful for the fact that when she searched my bag and found my crackie and a small amount of ice she just quietly popped it in the bin without even letting the other cops see. I was lucky that day.
 
^ actually i dunno what state OP is in, i don't think he mentioned. But anyway a few grams of pot., who cares, this is Australia, not bali, so he'd be pretty ok anyway i would hope even if he was busted. Depending on judge i guess then?

I have a story about a lucky friend. He went to a train station entrance to buy some maccas after being at home and weighing some very strong (smelling) pot. He had nothing on him but his wallet and mobile. When he was ordering food the dog did a huge turn and went to him as they were swooping the entrance of the station and the maccas wasnt that far away. He got pulled out and taken to a room and grilled. Searched and questioned. As far as i know he said something like he'd been at a friends place earlier and they were smoking pot. He was let out after a while when they had no evidence even though they knew he'd been in more closer contact than what he said. He was paranoid about a raid straight away and cleared his stash. He was also worried about them tapping his phone as they were interested in it and took the number. Nothing else happened tho, as far as i know anyway.
 
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headdah said:
woooooooooooow.

u lucky lucky bastard. 3grams of maryjane in Sydney is not like in SA a slap of the wrist mate. I believe their penaltys are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy higher there.

u must of been doing some good deeds recently and Budhha (my home boi) has shined his lights on you!

be safe brother
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Cheers for informing everyone of my whereabouts, now I'll defs get arrested! :p
 
footscrazy said:
One time the car I was in was pulled over quite dramatically. I have to be amazed at how they surrounded us in peak hour Melbourne traffic and before anyone had the time to finish the sentence 'fuck that's the jacks' the doors were open and we had guns drawn and in our faces. Anyway the male cops were being absolute cunts to me, just winding me up by saying fucked up shit, so I got a female one to talk to instead. I'm so grateful for the fact that when she searched my bag and found my crackie and a small amount of ice she just quietly popped it in the bin without even letting the other cops see. I was lucky that day.
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may as well ask this in here because its been on my mind for a bit now.. why do you melbourne crew reffer to the coppers over there as 'jacks'? Its just a melbourne thing isnt it? :?
 
Loving these stories, keep them coming :)
Should be turned into a cop-encounter/close-calls story thread, I'd love that.
 
I once nommed on a bikki infront of an undercover at an event. Walked up to me and was like, you got more? I told him (not knowing he was a copper) that I'm sorry it was my last one. He then told me his name (Constable xxxx) and told me to stay safe.

My jaw dropped to my knees.
 
I had cops see me munting out hard from a ridiculous dose of Mephedrone at a festival once back when MDMA wasn't around, every one kept pointing me out 'cause I'm pretty sure I was the only person there gurning.

I went and sat on the hill to relax for a bit and on the way there a couple of cops saw. The hill was a great idea, I got to see the cops radio all the other cops and they went in all different spots surrounding me, at first I thought I was just paranoid but surely enough some cops came along and so obviously walked the dog straight up to me. I just layed there and kept munting.
This was back before dogs could smell for mephedrone so I was pretty happy to let the dog sniff around me. Surely they must have been disappointed when it kept going. I made sure to give the police that originally saw me a big grin when I walked off to go back to a stage.
 
Hmmm remembering back 7-8 years ago when I was young and very very stubborn whilst living in EU in a small town, a good friend of mine wanted some shrooms and me and mates were keen on a bunch of pills. Caught up with mate and organized a trade, took hold of the amount of pills whilst still in possession with a bunch of dried shrooms. Whilst walking down the street we see a strong headlights, mind u this was at 11pm, sure enough it was a cop car when it passed us. Quickly tossed all the stuff in a bush. Whilst looking back I seen the cop car stop in the intersection and even reversed back a little bit. Thank god we were actually walking. Took ages to find the stuff.

Another cool story

Was mates bday and we wanted to go to a club in a different town in EU. We decided against it because we heard there will be a raid at that particular club. Had heaps of DJs and etc. We just ended up going to our local club. All of us were planning to take 4 beans each throughout the night. 1am having a great night, partying and running a muck like u do. Because we lived in a small town we knew all the undercovers and some of them were good friends of ours. I saw one of them (he was my mums friend actually) come into the club to suss it out. At first i didnt think nothing of it.

He was looking around which set off alarm bells but I still didnt think much of it. He dissapeared so I forgot about it. 30 minutes later I was begging my friends to come out with me to get some air and water. None of them wanted to because they were having the time of there life. Finally managed to convince one of my mates whilst 2 of them stayed inside the club. We proceed to walk up the stairs and turn the corner and We both look to out right. Atleast 30-40 coppers, 2 dogs, doctors and etc. Saw my undercover mate there and he looked at us and smiled. We have never been that scared in our lives. Beaming off our heads it totally killed both our rolls. The look on our face u couldnt explain. Feeling relieved but scared shitless at the same time because our mates were downstairs.

We quickly went to my mates place and proceeded to call my mates but there fone was off, bad reception maybe? Finally managed to reach them and they were telling us. The lights went on, the music off and they made everyone stand in 3 lines. Pulse checks, pupil checks etc. Mates grabbed a bottle of beer they found and were holding onto it. They both got charged for usage and the cops even got a bloody warrant. They were just users and didnt find anything on them.

These situations really made us think and learnt our lessons regarding how stupid we were sometimes but lucky at the same time.
 
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