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Random MSN Gibberings LXXII: 5am sucks

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G'night Bluebell! Try not to elbow me tonight, eh? ;)

Mr. atm - You're a fantastic person so you should be reminded once in a while. Don't worry, I'll be a loathsome dickhead again tomorrow.
 
Another what the actual fuck moment has just passed here in wibz land. People are...odd.
 
people and what the fuck moments are what makes life awesome.

I just remembered a WTF People moment I once had with a tramp in the basement of a Soho porn shop, when i was caught like a rabbit in the headlights thinking I was having a conversation with my buddy, only to realise on turning around it wasnt him, and was a rather elated old street timer, looking absolutely ecstatic and totally appreciating of some 'amorous' attention. I felt like I was satan in disguise for immediately bolting when I realised my mistake and that he didnt have a clue, or care about Richard Kern, who I'd been rambling about. i swear I wasn't rude or unpleasant to him tho. just a little surprised

tell us yer weird tales wibs!
 
I'm sparkly in the same way as fool's gold. Or a polished turd.

Bless you for saying that though. ;)

You can't polish a turd mate.... but you can roll it in glitter!!!!!!!! LOL, I love that response to polishing a turd, had to say it!

people and what the fuck moments are what makes life awesome.

I just remembered a WTF People moment I once had with a tramp in the basement of a Soho porn shop, when i was caught like a rabbit in the headlights thinking I was having a conversation with my buddy, only to realise on turning around it wasnt him, and was a rather elated old street timer, looking absolutely ecstatic and totally appreciating of some 'amorous' attention. I felt like I was satan in disguise for immediately bolting when I realised my mistake and that he didnt have a clue, or care about Richard Kern, who I'd been rambling about. i swear I wasn't rude or unpleasant to him tho. just a little surprised

tell us yer weird tales wibs!

That is awesome, I had a proper belly style laugh reading that, I don;t know why, it maybe caught me off guard. I don't know what is better though, the initial mistake, or as you said, the Satan type move where you darted shortly after realising.

Hey Wibbs, was cool hearing your voice from a distance the other day on the phone! You sound just as I had imagined! How is she doing? She sounded in good spirits when you were there. :)
 
thats true, and got a party on friday so its not too bad i guess, just have workophobia i think!
 
Eee BCF lad, a few shifts dahn t'pit would make you so happy in your sedentary job that you'd do double the hours for rock all. ;)

Yellow - I hope in this case 'acquired' doesn't equal 'stole'. Art theft corrupts the soul like no other crime. Which is a bit of faux-pretentious bullshit I just made up on the spot.
 
Lol yeah i know, im just moaning! my job is as sedentary as i make it, if i was arsed i would be running all over the place doing loads but im not lol, smoked a few too many bongs this morning i think, kicked in my laziness, think a few cans of redbull should give me much needed energy(likely :\)
 
You know I usually smoke weed first thing on weekdays but there's a fine line between taking the edge off things and getting in a pleasant state and killing your motivation stone dead. It's a line I used to cross regularly. Now I limit myself to one spiff and maybe anything that's left over from the previous night (if anything). Having said that I've gone without it this week and it's been a pleasant break. Bongs in the morning would utterly destroy me in all likelihood.

Can't believe you're abusing the Red Bull now. Drink some tea, man! Tea!
 
ooh ark at 'im a couple of days of the puff, stims n booze and he thinks hes Gillian Mckeith.

Yellow - I hope in this case 'acquired' doesn't equal 'stole'. Art theft corrupts the soul like no other crime. Which is a bit of faux-pretentious bullshit I just made up on the spot.

Laughed really out loud.

As me old Nan used to say ' tell em nuffink'. Which also has nothing to do with the thread or your post but *shrug *
 
Me? Off the booze? I won't stand for such slander.

I've taken a break from my rampant stonerism which is a massive achievement in itself. If I were to give up the booze I'd be dashed on the rocks of consensus reality and so overcome with self-loathing that I'd have to take up glue sniffing or summat.
 
Tipex thinner is the way forward.

( just thinking of random googlers.. nooooo dont its a joke )

Well i'm assuming you havnt had a drink now,said you havnt had a puff this morning and appear to be
managing ok with the vileness of your sober person.

Hello scotty :) Its supposed to be evo isnt it?
 
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Another what the actual fuck moment has just passed here in wibz land. People are...odd.

Wibz, I am most intrigued.. sorry I've not got back to you love. Or maybe I did? Been a bit of a blur, the past few days.. miss you (even though I slept through your entire visit almost!)

Not slept last night however and got to get out and about soon. Is too cold, bleugh..

Polkadots, step away from the tipex thinner! :D
 
I actually went through a period of sniffing that stuff in school with a friend of mine. Dark times, except we were kids so they weren't really. Though it would've been a terrible idea long-term.

Afternoon Effie. You don't need me to tell you your messed-up sleeping pattern won't be doing you any favours, but I will anyway because I'm that kind of tosser. So there.
 
urgh work is dragging its knuckles today! should have a nice surprise waiting for me upon my return ;) but im not allowed to touch it :\
 
I actually went through a period of sniffing that stuff in school with a friend of mine. Dark times, except we were kids so they weren't really. Though it would've been a terrible idea long-term.

Afternoon Effie. You don't need me to tell you your messed-up sleeping pattern won't be doing you any favours, but I will anyway because I'm that kind of tosser. So there.

Oh believe me I know. I must have tried to fix it countless times, usually by staying up all night and day, which just results in extreme tiredness and within 24 hours it's back to front again. So tired and off out in a bit (I know I said that last time but I really am this time!!) but nevermind ey. Should sleep tonight I hope..
 
Oh believe me I know. I must have tried to fix it countless times, usually by staying up all night and day, which just results in extreme tiredness and within 24 hours it's back to front again. So tired and off out in a bit (I know I said that last time but I really am this time!!) but nevermind ey. Should sleep tonight I hope..
Urrrggg yea fuckin hell. I also try the staying up all night and the next day to try and reset my "pattern" but it barely ever works.
I hope your missioning about in some fresh, cool air will help you feel a bit more with it <3 And get in touch whenever you can / feel up to it mateyface :)
 
The decision to wash down 30mg diaz with a few swigs of vodka last night was not the smartest.
Just woken up, feeling rather shite.
 
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