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Random MSN Gibberings LXXII: 5am sucks

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Argh Sodding bloody Jamie Oliver has nicked my idea!! I wanted to find a gypsy caravan and serve food up at festivals and Ive just seen the sod driving around England in one.

*slumps over bar *

Its a difficult time of year for everyone. Upping anti deps is going to feel naff on top of that.. This too will pass.

Don't worry about Oliver one close up look at that fat tongue and his customers will run a mile
 
Turns out my poppies did arrive today, but the postman must have decided to knock as quietly as possible.
Looks like i'm gonna have to have a trip to the post office tomorrow before i can make my pot pourri decorations.

also, thanks for that sam, gonna have a blast of DMT now I think.
Quite looking forward to it.
 
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Heres me van again. Shes going to be pulled by a shire. The inside is tardis dimensions so will have room to russle up any kind of scrum at festivals :)
 
TBH it was more of a compliment in my own twisty wisty kinda way;)

I know all too well. You're like a spiritual uncle who's more like a mate. Though you may balk at me saying that. ;)

You're not an arsehole in any state but it upsets me to see you out of control because I suspect you're a great person, husband and dad when you're not. I saw a man who was all of those things when he wasn't drunk and it was so sad to see him disappear when the bottle came out.

What I'm trying to say is be good to yourself.
 
I'm sparkly in the same way as fool's gold. Or a polished turd.

Bless you for saying that though. ;)
 
Nope youve got sparkle. Stop deflecting compliments. Actually its more of an observation than a compliment if you feel more comfortable with that.

The fools gold or temporary glitter, I think, could be the substances we use to shine.
 
Stop it! I'm not only blushing but you'll make less charismatic people come out in jealous rages. Again...

Besides,I'm a twat. Genuinely.
 
I know all too well. You're like a spiritual uncle who's more like a mate. Though you may balk at me saying that. ;)

You're not an arsehole in any state but it upsets me to see you out of control because I suspect you're a great person, husband and dad when you're not. I saw a man who was all of those things when he wasn't drunk and it was so sad to see him disappear when the bottle came out.

What I'm trying to say is be good to yourself.


Ahh go on with ya, you've made me come over all emotional....I'm trying mate really I am ......now back to my gibbering;)
 
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