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SouthallKonnect

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Post your unique drug stories from >Personal< experiences, versus gossip.

An example of a story i heard through gossip was how 1 person who robs cars to fund his habit once found 3 shoe boxes containing £33,000 in each. Hard to believe, so its better if we go with personal witnessed or experienced stories.

So my first story shall be how a business enterpreneur sold a customer a bulk amount of H for several grand. The quality wasnt good so it was put aside. Then a drought hit and the customer of the entrepreneur took the powedry batch and made it into rock by compressing it and sold it back to him for a price higher by a few more grand, thus selling it back to him, his own poor quality and making a good profit. 8)
 
If you want people to post personal experiences then that's going to come pretty close to self-incrimination, which I don't think many people would be keen to do. Then again I may be entirely wrong. Wouldn't be the first time.
 
At school I once sold another boy the penguin logo out of my copy of Pride & Prejudice for £3. I don't behave like this any more.
 
hahahaha like it jancrow. at school we made loads of schemes to rip people off, some bidiot reported the only one that remotely got near to fruition. luckily my mate and i had some psychic lying capabilities so despite being separated immediately, avoided suspension by both confirming that we'd been totally against the idea all along and had been pressured by someone who can be most accurately described as bitchface.
 
I meant personally, in the sense personally witnessed to.. I need to improve my english! Even though im born here lol.
 
It's true. More shameful yet darkly thrilling in its baroque complexity was a racket I dreamed up when a younger boy, much to my delight, asked me to buy him some cannabis (even though I'd never actually bought drugs before). I went and found a street dealer, bought 1/8 of rocky, took it home, took about half of it for myself, sold a small piece of the remainder to another boy for £4 then passed what was left to the 'client', who remarked that there was loads more than he'd been expecting and proceeded to smoke it all with me anyway. He's a very good friend to this day.
 
In my local nightclub back home in the 90's there were rumored to be huge bags of pills and coke stuffed under the cushions of one of the sofas in the corner. You could never get near to it though as some ruffian or bouncer was always sat there.
 
jancrow said:
It's true. More shameful yet darkly thrilling in its baroque complexity was a racket I dreamed up when a younger boy, much to my delight, asked me to buy him some cannabis (even though I'd never actually bought drugs before). I went and found a street dealer, bought 1/8 of rocky, took it home, took about half of it for myself, sold a small piece of the remainder to another boy for £4 then passed what was left to the 'client', who remarked that there was loads more than he'd been expecting and proceeded to smoke it all with me anyway. He's a very good friend to this day.
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for some reason that reminds me of milo minderbender. i can't work out how you had anything left after.

grrr then i remember what an 1/8 used to be like....
 
Like Rolos, when your hands were smaller an eighth appeared to be massive. Also you could get about thirty spliffs, several cosmic voyages and half a dozen whiteys out of one rather than an hour and a half of enfeebled navel-gazing followed by a snooze.
 
SouthallKonnect said:
I meant personally, in the sense personally witnessed to.. I need to improve my english! Even though im born here lol.
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Your English is fine and I understood every word. It's just that a lot of people won't be totally forthcoming with information like that for various reasons, druggie paranoia being one of them.
 
When i was about 13/14 around christmas time, when everyone was getting money from one parent to buy the other parent a present i worked a little scheme where i would take orders of what they wanted to get for their parents and i would go in and steal pretty much anything. I would take %50 of what they would of paid, ended up making nearly £150 quid. Then with the money my clients had saved would buy draw from me. In-genius little plan i had and everyone won. Parents got good xmas presents, kids got high and j sainsbury paid for it all.
 
Another quick story/statement; how a friend of mine used to stash anything from 1-18 ounces of gear in the local park, couple times he took me it was around 9 and 7 second time. I would be thinking what if a cleaner picked it up? But....that never happened!
 
Glowing aaron said:
When i was about 13/14 around christmas time, when everyone was getting money from one parent to buy the other parent a present i worked a little scheme where i would take orders of what they wanted to get for their parents and i would go in and steal pretty much anything. I would take %50 of what they would of paid, ended up making nearly £150 quid. Then with the money my clients had saved would buy draw from me. In-genius little plan i had and everyone won. Parents got good xmas presents, kids got high and j sainsbury paid for it all.
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A mate of ours used to nick to order like that. It was back before broadband and when CDs were truly extortionate, so he set a flat fee of a fiver for anything you wanted and always had enough to keep him in drugs and booze even though he was unemployed otherwise.

Kind of like Fopp ahead of its time really. Almost.
 
Our local thief to order got done coming out of HMV with a rucksack full of CDs and was shafted by popo because he had a penknife for taking off security tags. But perhaps this insight into the type of dangerous criminals I associated with will shed a little light on the reasons why I became such an unscrupulous drug dealer.
 
Pinned the old armed robbery schtick on him, eh? Fantastic.

Another mate who had a brief career in stealing from HMV got caught and 'banned' from all the branches in the north west. He was far more concerned that one of the CDs he was caught with was a Cast album. Such are the follies of youth.

Despite this foray into criminality he's an upstanding social worker these days.
 
crazy. didn't occur to me that everyone would have had one of those.

ours had a specially crafted setup to get the security tags off in minimum time/bother, two blades the right distance apart. don't think he ever got caught. and he is now the only one of us making any money, and a bit of a twat.
 
well he's certainly been an utterly shrewd, calculating, devious little cunt to get where he is (honestly, got 2 people sacked on the way), so i think his early forays into criminality probably helped.
 
jancrow said:
Despite..... or BECAUSE?
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That's the million dollar question. Right there.

If they'd allowed him to walk away with the Cast album then he might have avoided the sandstorm that followed and consequently the thought may not have occurred to him that it was a fine time to mend his ways.
 
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