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parttime crackhead said:
On an un-related note. I need something that looks like an RPG. I seem to remember someone else on here building a fake one for Halloween before. I've looked on google & found some for sale but they're proper replicas for like $600. Fuck that shit. Also found a guide to building one but it's far too professional looking & beyond the capabilities of my feeble mind. Any ideas?
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I thought you did this last year, or did I dream it?

How about a length of drainpipe painted black with a bit of wood at right angles for the handle, then a sainsbury's tonic water bottle spray painted red for the warhead? Black gaffa tape for holding it all together.

'In the context of "rocket-propelled grenades", RPG is a transliteration of the Russian РПГ or ручной противотанковый гранатомёт (transliterated as "ruchnoy protivotankovy granatomyot"), which translates to the English phrase "hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher". Thus rocket-propelled grenade is a backronym rather than a translation.'
 
Nice bit of background info there Jancrow, I'll try n remember that lol. Na, it wasn't me but it was definitely someone on here. Last year I went as a completely pish out-the-box Jason Voorhees. Got my mask & blade taken off me at the door of The Arches so spent the night cutting about in a shitey hockey top. This year I'm just going to a party so I can get away with a bit more but it's gonna be a bit of a mixed crowd (ie some birds & gaymen who might not take too kindly to some of my chat) so I reckon PLOing it up is about as much as I can get away with. It's not like I can rock up dressed as Ian Huntley & get a good response.

Rockstar - That's not too bad then if you've been in that sort of situation before. I just cannae imagine having to deal with a wean that you don't actually own. Like, you'd have to sort it's shitey nappies but then you couldn't treat it like your slave as soon as it's old enough to carry shit.
 
It's not like I can rock up dressed as Ian Huntley & get a good response.
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Hahaha! No but you could go as Peter Tobin without doing much :D

Rockstar - That's not too bad then if you've been in that sort of situation before. I just cannae imagine having to deal with a wean that you don't actually own. Like, you'd have to sort it's shitey nappies but then you couldn't treat it like your slave as soon as it's old enough to carry shit.
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I've never had to change nappy you pleb lol. The wee boy was 2 and a half/3 when I was going out with her! I don't intend on changing nappies for this ones baby either, I'll just be nice haha I haven't really got any intentions of getting too involved with the baby side of things really.
 
You can't take on a woman without taking on the kid, lol! Oh yeah and of course she's curvy, she eight months pregnant!
 
Aye well it doesn't have to be specifically PLO. No-one will be bothered. Until I end up hitting the ching & shouting "FREE PALESTINE!" off the balcony.

I'd say they're definitely more like morrismen.

My mate is going as "Fall McCartney". He claims that the real Paul McCartney died in a car crash in the 60s or some shit lol, so he's going dressed as the guy who has been impersonating Paul McCartney for the past 40/50 years.
 
You can't take on a woman without taking on the kid, lol! Oh yeah and of course she's curvy, she eight months pregnant!
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I never said I'm not going to take on the kid of course I'll be nice and play with it I just wont be volenteering to change any nappies anytime soon, I'm not the bloody poop patrol you know! She's not really looking that big for being 8months pregnant the bump is pretty small tbh. She's still looking every bit as good as last time I saw her in person anyway :D

Aye well it doesn't have to be specifically PLO. No-one will be bothered. Until I end up hitting the ching & shouting "FREE PALESTINE!" off the balcony.

I'd say they're definitely more like morrismen.

My mate is going as "Fall McCartney". He claims that the real Paul McCartney died in a car crash in the 60s or some shit lol, so he's going dressed as the guy who has been impersonating Paul McCartney for the past 40/50 years.
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Lol you should go as Linda McCartney, dress up as a skanky looking hooker crossed with a pirate missing one leg. Your mate has some very odd conspiracy theories aswell, typical oddball roaster of a weegie!

I'll eagerly await the headlines about the arrest of a twenty-something Glaswegian Jihadist then.
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And +1 to this.
 
If you've liked her for a long time I'd say crack on mate! If it's just a little crush it's best not to get involved, kids need stability! Poop patrol! Part of the job I'd say :)
 
Nah I'm definately going to go for it mate. She's on my wavelength!

I've just split coffee all over my Ralph Lauren polo while attempting to get down with the trumphets, lol roaster! :D
 
Go for then mate if your really into her! That's shit mate dropping you coffee! Could be that line, lol ;)
 
I want to , but it just isn't really that important atm. well for me.
I had the trauma of seeing The Mondays do a reunion gig at Glastonbury & it has scared me .
 
I do care but it all seems to be hear say at the moment as far as I can see!

I've just absolutely nailed 100 sit ups, 100 stomach crunches, 60 bench press, 60 press ups, 100 weights and a run out to put the bin out the end of our drive with the dog :D Just realised it's one of my best mates 23rd on Sat aswell so this weekend is looking like a pelter, happy days :)

Now it is time to chill had a 10mg line of the mexo and a bottle of Strongbow watch Ramsey's kitchen nightmares!
 
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I want to , but it just isn't really that important atm. well for me.
I had the trauma of seeing The Mondays do a reunion gig at Glastonbury & it has scared me .
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Mondays and Roses both extremely hit and miss live by all accounts. Never got the chance to see either, although did see Black Grape - great first album but terrible terrible gig...
 
Proper grim times at the moment for me this evening! Think I'm gonah have to really try and get some cash up for December-January and get out of where I am. Seems pretty bleak at the minute but I think it will be better in the long run. What a head fry on a comedown, looks like it aint gonah be my week. But so far it seems to the worst is over, which is always a good thing.

I need to find some new upbeat music and get back into some happiness! Monday evenings need to get more eventful!
 
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