Almost...
Got in a car wreck and they found an Altoids tin i had long forgotten about... it had some minuscule brown flakes in it that they assumed was weed when they found it. They assumed it was weed and it may have been but multiple drugs had been in that container, weed, pills, mushrooms, even a few hits of acid. When they asked if i had kept weed in there i was like "it was a long time ago, i forgot that was even in my car" they gave me the "well we could arrest you for this, but if you talk to me honestly i will let you off this time" it was a pretty young cop and i was like "what do i have to lose at this point?" so i told him i had smoked a few days ago, that i was completly sober and heading to work that night, and agreed to do all the desired sobriety test and passed them and they told my step dad and i got to go home with only a ticket for failure to yield resulting in accident...
We got pulled over on the way back from the headshop last night for speeding, we weren't holding anything, the cop asked us why we were there and we were like "our friend wanted a cigar" and he was like "and i bet you were going to remove the tobacco, fill it with weed and smoke it" to my pretty straight edged friend. and he said "what? you can do that, wow the things you learn from cops" and then he points his fucking flashlight at me while handing me my id back and says "ive dealt with you once or twice before"
I'm not sure when that was, it was either when i was 15 and not into any drugs whatsoever with my 20 year old step brother and riding to the grocery store for a loaf of bread after doing yard work on a Sunday morning. This is breaking the law, because i have to drive with someone 21 or older when i had my permit. He ask me to step out of the car and tells me to put my hands on the side of the car while hes patting me down and asking "any weapons or drugs in the car i should know about?" and i say no. I end up sitting on the tail gate of the truck while this pig is accusing me of things like "what you boys been doing all morning, what have you been smoking or huffing?" and im like "nothing officer, i don't do those thing we have been doing yard work all morning" and he said something like "well your eyes are telling me something else" and i was literally sober. What made this whole situation even more ridiculous was that we were pulled over for matching the rather vague description of "2 guys", apparently someone had been throwing shit off the bridge onto the interstate and we were the next ones to pass the cop sitting there on the bridge... I guess we must have been returning to the scene of the crime... I ended up getting out of it without any ticket, but only after a through search of the car and having backup called...
or the cop might have been there for my wreck...
i have been pulled over leaving the head shop with a brand new pipe... "what you boys using this pipe for?" and we all say at the same time "tobacco officer"... and he was like "ok... well mind if i search the car?" and we let him because we had nothing illegal on us... got pulled over twice that day, only got 1 ticket though apparently i ran a red light and they searched the car... i had an empty salvia amber vial in my pocket but they didn't ask about it... they accused us of having pipe marks on our tongues...