You know you're a daft cunt when...

[Soso78]

Couldn't tell if your joking or just a daft cunt zeph.

 

[zephyr]

Aw, Zeph's got a boyfriend

Do not

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

You know you're a daft cunt when you keep trying to explain something about why, but keep deleting sentences & can't articulate your complete cuntishness right now - even my 'your' is nearly as bad as 'SWIM', though it bloody well is me!

 

[zephyr]

You know you're a daft cunt when you realise all the time wasted worrying about friends that seemingly disappear into a possible drug problem, legal issues or after emailing they are going to kill themselves and you never hear again what happened but years later someone on facebook casually mentions they bumped into him and hes just peachy and has been for years.

 

[KingOfWessex]

You know your a daft cunt when you think the London Underground is a terrorist group

 

[CFC]

You know you're a daft cunt when you realise all the time wasted worrying about friends that seemingly disappear into a possible drug problem, legal issues or after emailing they are going to kill themselves and you never hear again what happened but years later someone on facebook casually mentions they bumped into him and hes just peachy and has been for years.

That rates very high on the cunty index

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You know your a daft cunt when you think the London Underground is a terrorist group

That's more like it pal

 

[pregabsandweed]

You know you are a daft cunt when you pay for 2 bags of weed and you only pick up one of them, and then have to walk back to the dealers get the other one. Basically what happened to me today.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You know you are a daft cunt when you buy a twenty of weed and you only pick up one of the tens and have to walk back to the dealers get the other one. Basically what happened to me today. (hope it doesn't violate price discussion)

Yeh, you really are a daft cunt..

 

[pregabsandweed]

Haha, but I have always said life is more interesting when you are an idiot

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You know you're an even dafter cunt when you took the bag of dead rats out of your van on Monday and put them in your wheelie bin at home, only to realise it's not getting emptied for another ten days!

 

[Jackal]

Sounds like a job for a steel drum and a half litre of petrol.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Sounds like a job for a steel drum and a half litre of petrol.

Definitely mate. Gonna score me an incinerator at the earliest opportunity...

 

[spacejunk]

You're a ratbag, FUBAR

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yes, I is

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You know you're a daft cunt when you've spent 10 minutes scraping out your grinder to get enough weed for a meagre one skinner, then forget to shut the fuckin window. Sudden gust of bastard wind...

 

[JK25]

You know you're a daft cunt when you forgot to phone your assistant and must now wait in the car at this hour on the tarmac for going on 35 minutes now.

 

[keeping]

when you go to pick a booger out your snoz and end up punching yourself in the eye

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

when you go to pick a booger out your snoz and end up punching yourself in the eye

Heh, that's some serious lack of coordination mate

 

[keeping]

Heh, that's some serious lack of coordination mate

i'm one of the least coordinated people i know. i can't even ride a bike