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You know you're a daft cunt when...

You know you're a daft cunt when you tick the box on a £16 prescription that says 'i don't have to pay', then you get a letter fining you £100.

What's worse is that it was the wife's prescription. She gave me the money to pay for it. I spent it on booze.

She's not happy.

I'm a daft cunt.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
You know you're a daft cunt when you tick the box on a £16 prescription that says 'i don't have to pay', then you get a letter fining you £100.

What's worse is that it was the wife's prescription. She gave me the money to pay for it. I spent it on booze.

She's not happy.

I'm a daft cunt.
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That is the absolute epitome of daftcuntishness I'm afraid Fubar
Not wanting to rub it in or owt, but wtf were you thinking??!!

I try & keep all that shit above board so I can retain my respectable exterior whilst maintaining my inner scumbag (I may well be delusional about the respectable exterior)
 
when you've been eating pineapples for this express purpose for nearly a month and then forget to come in your mouth ¯(ツ/¯
 
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You might also be a daft cunt if you managed to cum in your own mouth.

How exactly does that work anyways?
 
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think the clue is in the first four letters of your username. . .
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
You know you're a daft cunt when you tick the box on a £16 prescription that says 'i don't have to pay', then you get a letter fining you £100.

What's worse is that it was the wife's prescription. She gave me the money to pay for it. I spent it on booze.

She's not happy.

I'm a daft cunt.
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There's a box you can tick next to an option that says you don't have to pay?

Of course you'd tick it.. I'd tick it. Who wouldn't tick that? You'd be a daft cunt not to tick it in my opinion.

You should send the fine back with the words 'I don't have to pay' next to a ticked box.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
You know you're a daft cunt when you tick the box on a £16 prescription that says 'i don't have to pay', then you get a letter fining you £100.

What's worse is that it was the wife's prescription. She gave me the money to pay for it. I spent it on booze.

She's not happy.

I'm a daft cunt.
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Eek. I always wondered what would happen if one was naughty and ticked the naughty box. Now I know! Sorry mate :)
 
If you keep a distance to (medium-)hot women deliberately, cause you know you will change your location soon anyway so it would be too much work for too less profit to connect with them and sometimes at night say to yourself "what a daft cunt am I?". But then I appreciate my lone wolfness too much to really worry.

I bet if I would block all porn sites on my router, I would reconsider my situation, but that won't happen.
 
Just seen someone on tv has had a little baby girl but wants to have on the birth certificate "gender unknown" until the baby is old enough to decide if she wants to be male or female.
No reason to believe the girl doesn't want to be a girl.
Now that's a daft cunt.
 
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