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F.U.B.A.R.

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...you forgot about the dead rats that have been festering in your van all weekend - until you open the door on Monday morning :!
 
Dude that's bowfin. Not gonna lie though I just laughed so hard.


Only you <3
 
Well if you fuck them without a condom then eat them you'd be eating your own cum and that's a bit weird
 
Juicy, crunchy and delicious. Living off the land (and fucking it)

Now that's a blue sky thinking mother fucker :)
 
Fubar wouldn't split a rat, his little pecker wouldn't split a mouse.
 
You know some people like to hang their pheasants in the autumn till the maggots feed on them which is the point when the meat is well cured and should be cooked! Proper old school story.
 
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Yeh, some people are just weird. It would be safer to eat the maggots than the rancid pheasant, plus they're full of protein...
 
It's the carcases with no maggots in them that you need to beware of. If there are maggots eating it, that suggests it's fit to eat .....
 
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