cosign on Ugg boots,
Crocs,
smartphones
flat-brimmed fitted caps
skate shoes
advertisement
granny panties
caviar
cigars from anywhere but Cuba that people try and convince me are just as good as Cubans (they never are)
strip malls
Walmart
McDonald's
Toys R Us
all the dickfloss products (gum, candy) stocked next to the cashier hoping you'll impulse buy something
black liquorice
overzealous packaging on consumer goods
brussel sprouts
vodka
acetaminophen
buffets
fartcan mufflers
yellow clothing
Ed Hardy clothing
foyer of any doctor's office
Monster energy drinks
cotton candy
taffy
blockbuster films
fusion cuisine
golf courses (don't get me wrong, I like playing the game)
"As Seen On TV" products
every video game console that came after the Gamecube
preggo porn
fountain pens
food colouring
air fresheners
dryer sheets
spare change < a quarter
mailboxes
formaldehyde
transmission fluid
ants
human waste
flip-flops
mould
speakers < 80W
fresh clay
grass clippings
the Op-ed section of right-leaning news media
"No purchase necessary" contests
scratch n lose lottery tickets
sulphur
figurines
beige computer boxes
CRT monitors
disc drives of any sort
there's more content but you have to sign up for my newsletter and get annoying fucking spam mail, in HTML, but without the option to unsubscribe unless you visit my website and sign in even though you've likely forgotten your password long ago because all you wanted to buy was a fucking scented candle ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
well, that was cathartic