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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

Time to add more guy-input to this thread. :)

--I'm very loyal.

--I'm (supposedly) very intelligent.

--I'm (allegedly) handsome.

--I almost never lose my temper or snap.

--I tend to face hardship with calm.

--I'm *very* patient.

--I truly love my (close) friends, and will usually stick by them even if doing so is perilous.

--Though easily angered, I'm almost always quick to forgive my friends; I also work at minimalizing bad blood in the case of a break.

--I tend to have a moderating effect on my peers, and am usually good at talking them out of rash or foolish actions.

--I consider myself to be a very good listener.

--I'm more open-minded and flexible (with my choices and beliefs) than most people I know; I see worlds of possibilities.

--I'm funny, though my sense of humor is rather odd, I'm told.

--I'm open once you get to know me.

--In bed, I try hard to please. ;)
 
^ hehe - nice. one of my female friends says her only two requirements for dating a guy are a car and a functioning penis. she's my hero...

coldspin - i love you but you won't lift the restraining order... :(
jesus loves you according to christians, and satan loves you more than jesus according to satanists - so there's three people that don't even need your love in return...

now just lift the restraining order so i can park in front of your house and watch you some more... please?
 
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Re: they would be SOOO lucky to find you...

fizzygirl said:
yup...

What makes you the shit? Why will someone get down on their knees and thank their lucky stars when they find you? Or if you're with them right now, what should they appreciate about the wonderful creature that you are?

There is NO PLACE for modesty in this thread. All modesty will be spotted and quickly eliminated!! No apologies...bring it on!
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ask any of the men who have gotton on their knees and have asked to marry me or be with me.

"you are so unforgettable, u have a charm that draws everyone in. men want to be with u, women want to be you"

but i guess i am a wonderful person because...

i have a very vivid imagination, i luv to read

i can cook food so well, you will have feelings for me

i can make u cum in one minute

i love children and animals

i can dance so well you cant stop starin at me the whole nite
and i am also very flexible ( ex dancer and gymnast)

my sheer presense makes people notice me a block away, do a triple take, or just plain stare for a very very long time. ( which i HATE bc it makes me feel like a FREAK!!!!)

i am excellent with my hands, cooking, sewing, fixing remodeling a bathroom, etc

I look incredible even though i am VERY low maintence: weekly showers, NO make up or underwear or heels. NOTHING!!!!!!!

have NO regrets or GRUDGES!!!!!!

High metabolism and FUCEN great body all from eatin pizza n icecream and cheese

my mom gets hit on all the time ( she is 55+) and i look just like her

likes ALLLL music!!!!! from bb king to clapton to the pretenders depech mode pink floyd and dream theater to pvd and sasha and puff daddy and bob dylan def leppard beatles b holiday frank sinatra classical church songs and hymns

i love all music!!!!!!

i know 2 languages :) anata wa ni honjin desu ka? juh nin beh kobah yo!

i am a neaat freak, i scrub toilet and bathtub with my hands every week
and i wash the floor butt nakid on my knees every week too.

wen i think of more, which i know i will, ill post some more up ha ha:D
 
I'm damn cute

I have beautiful dark brown eyes

I'm a good kisser

I'm more fun to hang around with than your friends (because I'll do what they do and then I'll have sex with you ;))

I'm VERY flexible

I'm smart, but I won't rub it in your face if you're not

I can cook/clean/anything domestic

No matter what kind of music you like .. I like it too

I'm addictive ...

I'm funny (though not always intentionally)

I'm easy to get along with and like almost anyone

I'm resourceful

I can fix things

I can take care of myself

I'll still let you take care of me if you want to

I'm sympathetic
 
wow, so many wonderful people, I wish I knew all of you personally!

here goes

- I am pretty. I have big dark eyes which I have been told are really beautiful, plus they make me look innocent! (I'm not sure if that's always a good thing but it has benefited me in the past...), I have soft brown skin, dimples, small perky tits, just enough for a handful, nice legs (which will be even sexier when I get around to excercising more often), and I guess my ass is on the big side but I've been given loads of compliments, so hey, I won't complain.

- I am loyal to my friends. I can keep secrets very well, especially if I care about the person and it's a 'big' secret.

- I have wonderful friends so that must say something about me. And they're all so different, I have many different sides of my personality so every friend brings out and enhances a different side of my personality.

- I love reading. I will read aloud to you and we can dream ourselves off into a fantasy world...

- Underneath my shyness is a sex maniac just waiting to show herself, with the help of the right guy. There are many, many kinky things that I just *have* to try. I like giving head, I am pretty sure that I will learn to like anal (only tried it once so far)... other things that I must try include dressing up and roleplaying, bondage, girl on girl, etc (I have lots of time, I'm only 18!)

- I am bi-curious

- I like porn, I am going to establish an impressive porn collection when I get my own tv and video.

- If you are sick I will love taking care of you and let you whine about how much sympathy you deserve, and I will give you all that sympathy and more.

- I am pretty smart. Academically, I wasn't always top of the class, but without putting any real effort into my schoolwork, I was above average.

- I have a wide range of music tastes and I will probably learn to like the music you listen to.

- I will drink and do drugs with you. And I love dancing.

- I have had quite a few people tell me that I'm a good kisser, and I do love kissing. Don't give me any moist-pecking bullshit... It has to be deep, smooth, passionate. mmm.

- I've been told that I'm a good listener.

- I'm a pretty tolerant and open-minded person. I can be stubborn, but I love seeing myself change for the better as a person.


That's all for now.
 
They would be so lucky to find me..B/C

*I'm the type of girl you can bring home to mom
*But I'm also fun in bed and willing to try new things
*I have a slim attractive figure
*I have amazing blazing eyes, that you can get lost in for hours.
*I give good head
*I swallow
*I'm trustworthy and loyal
*I would never double cross my s/o or anyone for that matter.
*I love hockey
*When I want something I go for it with my all.
*I have a family to die for, who treats all my s/o others as part of the family.
*I'm smart and furthering my education.
*I love cars and love driving fast;)
*I'm a screamer in bed!
*I'm a horse back rider so it means I'm good @ other things. Winkwink
 
i am...
  • a hopeless romantic~
  • a great listener.
  • funny, especially if you appreciate dry, sarcstic wit.
  • intelligent and wise, and my knowledge is very broad.
  • a fast learner, with a passion for learning new things.
  • honest. too honest, almost to the point where its a flaw.
  • that rare kind of person who would never cheat, under any circumstances.
  • shy, so you wouldnt really hafta worry about that ^ anyway.
  • quite humble most of the time, but never cocky or arrogant (just honest' :D )
  • a perfectionist.
  • learning turntablism, and i have excellent taste in music.
  • very open minded and tolerant of others and their ways of thinking.
  • a giver.
  • likely to spoil my woman, if she wants, however she might wish to be spoiled.
  • going to be retired before i turn 40. woot.
  • selfless; i often think of others before myself.
  • versitile; if you dont like something, anything about me, just say so and i'll change (within reason, of course).
  • a great cook; as long as i know how to cook a dish, it will taste divine.
  • "teh cutest evar!!" or so i've been told. :)
  • good kisser and lover; well, i've never had any complaints, at least. ;)
  • mainly concerned with making sure my partner is satisfied and happy; making my woman happy makes me happy.
  • a big fan of cunnilingus.
  • single.
  • one of the coolest people you will ever meet :D

:)
 
-my best feature is my blue eyes i've been told
-i have a good profile and well proportioned face
-i have a nice tanned, thin, defined body with strong arms
-girls seem to like my ass
-i won't stop bust a nut you until you orgasm (if you can)
or are satisfied
-i have a lot of money
-i go to university
-i like writing rhymes and poetry
-i have the greatest taste in hip hop of anyone you will ever meet
-i have more weed than you can handle (not that i'm a burn out)
-i like to party
-i'm not afraid to commit to a girl
-i would never cheat
-i would always be there when you needed me even if i was having a bad day
-i would never let ANYONE treat you badly and get away with it
-i would appreciate you and let you know how you are special
blah... i need to shut up now, i'm making myself look better than i should ;)
 
-im male
-im short (5'6")
-i work out (very defined)
-i like to eat anything
-i watch what i eat
-i eat pussy and enjoy it
-very strong sex drive
-everyone likes me, no enemies
=never ever been in a fight
-im funny and wierd
-i got dimples
-i cant work a computer nor do i want to
-id rather be outside (that statment defines me)
-ill argue if i think im right but will admit im wrong in a sec
-i dont care about $
-ill never ever hurt anyone on purpose
-i like to s;eep next to someone
-i can roll the best spliffs
-im modest and i think this thread was a great idea, we are all so unappreciated
 
i am so great!

in the interest of ppl's pursuit of happiness, let us list things here that make us such GREAT ppl!

- i get alot of attention from hot chicks everywhere i go
- i am intelligent
- i am very creative, and have a variety of mediums in which to express it
- i am reasonably witty
- i am very respectful of other ppl, unless their actions prevent me from doing so
- empathy is one of my strong points
- anything i put effort in will turn out brilliantly
- i love being me
- i am modest ;)

your turn..
 
Re: i am so great!

dangerboi106 said:
in the interest of ppl's pursuit of happiness, let us list things here that make us such GREAT ppl!

- i get alot of attention from hot chicks everywhere i go
- i am intelligent
- i am very creative, and have a variety of mediums in which to express it
- i am reasonably witty
- i am very respectful of other ppl, unless their actions prevent me from doing so
- empathy is one of my strong points
- anything i put effort in will turn out brilliantly
- i love being me
- i am modest ;)

your turn..
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i now hate you. :p :p :p :p
 
modest hey ???

hmmmm ..... sounds like your in love (with yourself)
 
^ Hmm I think you're missing the point of the thread. He wasn't saying this because he loves himself, he was saying it as kind of a self esteem builder... so people would recognise what their good points are.

But yeah, there was a thread on this before. :)
 
well.... the earlier thread is old( last post: 24-11-2003 ).. so i dont see why we can't start anew....


ahem..

i'm smart (136 on my last iq test!)
i dress well... not like everyone else, but well
i kick ass at mario cart
i am an skillful driver
i'm a great dancer
i'm very respectful of everyone, untill they give me a reason not to be
although i'm quiet, once you get to know me, i'm a good conversationalist
i'm not ugly
i dont wear underware
i love going down...
no part of my body is off limits, and i hope none of yours is...
i'm a great kisser
i have a larger than average, uncut cock
i know how to use it
i'm strong
and my hair is blue, and that makes me better than all of you :p
 
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hey, my intention for this thread was not to show off or whatever... if just one person sits back and thinks about what makes them truly great, and has a happier day (or life) as a result, i feel i will have done something wonderful..

and yeh, maybe i am a little in love with myself at the moment... having felt uncomfortable within my own skin for a long time, it is like a cold shower on a hot day... i want for ppl to feel how i feel...

i don't think loving yourself is a bad thing.... i see too many ppl hating themselves, and that is much worse... loving yourself does not mean u are arrogant, it simply means u have come to terms with the person u are as a whole, flaws included.... that, is a feeling beyond words...

carry on..
 
I'm a good nurse.
I'm friendly.
I have good counselling, listening and people skills.
I look relatively youthful for my age (27).
I have nice perky boobies.
I have nice eyes and mouth.
I have freckles and big green eyes.
I'm a fabulous cook.
I love having fun and being silly on occasion (a lot of occasions, heh).
I'm open-minded.
I'm a decent dancer.
I tell it how it is.
I'm a great kisser.
I love giving head (to guys).
I'm a good driver.
I can handle my alcohol.

Ok that last one was bollocks (edited for clarity).

=D
 
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