they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

[SxyFemmeFatale]

You'd be so lucky..

1. I'm intelligent
2. I'm wise
3. I'm Trust-worthy
4. I'm honest and straight forward
5. I KNOW WHAT I WANT
6. I'm caring and affectionate
7. I'm DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
8. I am determined
9. When it comes to life, I have perseverance
10. I have ambitions and goals
11. I'm independent
12. I'm a fucking great cook and I can grill, so good i've gotten marriage proposals over it. I can make a steak that would melt in your mouth.
13. I know how to manage and improvise
14. I have my own house, car and job
15. I love sex more than the avg. woman, OR MAN for that matter
16. I love to give head. I was once told I could suck a mattress through an asshole, lol.. I have perfected my art in fellatio.
17. I am open to new things and love to learn, in the bedroom or outside
18. I'm a multi-orgasmic person
19. I love to give little surprises
20. I will go out of my way to make my man feel like a king
21. I easily befriend people and guard them with my life
22. I give respect (when it's given)
23. I know the importance of a dollar and the difference between frivolous spending and that that is needed to live
24. I'm medically certified to save your life
25. I don't need a man to kill my spiders, fix my sink or change my tire. If I choose to have a man it's because i WANT him, not NEED him.
26. I love sports, cars, video games and porn.
27. I'm a rare asian.. one with huge tits, lots of curves and big eyes.
28. I can rock sweats and a wife beater w/no make-up or be totally girled up and still be comfortable.
29. I am totally ok with staying in and relaxing in front of the t.v
30. I'm spontaneous
31. I know my faults and own up to them
32. I don't claim to be perfect, but damn I'm quite close
33. I use to be a masseuse so I'm good with my hands :D
34. I know when it's time to be a lady and when it's time to be a freak
35. I have manners
36. I could make your parents, LOVE me lol
37. I am ON TIME
38. I can shower, shave, get dressed and put my make-up on in under 30minz.
39. I always smell good and stay clean
40. I'm sarcastic, witty and fun
41. I'm not afraid of being "taboo"
42. I believe in personal space, girls night out and guys night out is perfectly fine with me!
43. I'm not in a hurry to get married and play family
44. I don't fuck around, when I am interested in one person, I stick to one person.

hmm.. ok.. that's all i could think of right now.. did i repeat anything? :D

 

[GooberGrape]

^^So how is your landlord doing these days then? Good ol' Mr Roach. Oh and mommy's car that you have to borrow cause yours got repo'd for non-payment...