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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

- i place high value on communication. everyone says that communication is important, but i actually make a serious effort to practice it. i'll always want to talk things out with you.

- i'm very trustworthy. i can keep all your secrets.

- if i really love you, i'll do ANYTHING for you. anything.

- i'm intelligent.

- i have a great sense of humor.

- i can feel comfortable in almost any group of people.

- i have really eclectic tastes in food, music, art, etc.

- i try to practice a 'live and let live' philosophy.

- i love kids and they love me.

- i'm willing (and excited) to learn new things.

- i'm REAL. you'll never have to wonder if i'm bullshitting you or not.

- i'm an awesome friend.

- i look good naked.
 
becauth I'm good enough, I'm thsmart enough, and gosh darnit people like me!
 
I'm an excellent listener. Whatever you have to bitch about, I'm all ears. All I ask is that on the rare occasions that I'm the one who needs to let something out, that you'll return the favor.

I'm an excellent kisser.

I have a genuine interest in people and what they have to say.

I have excellent taste in music (guilty pleasures of happycore and cheese-pop notwithstanding).

I have a unique sense of humor. In a good way.

I'm tall and thin.

I consider myself pretty good in bed.

I <3 man-nipples.

I usually know what I want and how to get it. Which isn't to say I'm agressive or bitchy, just determined.

I look good naked, or so I've been told.

This is hard. I'll think of more later.

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thanks for a few more ideas 64tf.

I can fix your computer ;) (ok ok so i'm a bit of a geek)

I'm unbelievably low-maintenance.

I love to dance, even though I'm not all that good at it.

I like beer.

I know how to give a great back massage.

I'm not a huge fan chick-flicks and will never make you go see one if you don't want to.

I'll try just about anything once. ;)
 
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This is hard. Let's see

I have a skill for doing crazy shit, and getting away with it.

I like to go out. Be it the club, the bar, camping, shows, parties I'm down for doing things.

On occasion I'll get a look, or a compliment from good-looking women, so I'm thinking I'm not ugly.

I can fix your computer.

I honestly like performing oral sex.

I will listen in bed, and try to customize the experience accordingly.

I don't watch sports or television much. Actually I've never owned a television, and I only watch football for the beer.

I read.

I get along with parents

I don't believe in woman's work. I will cook, do laundry, watch kids, etc. Mom worked, the house was a family job.

I make enough money to do things that I like, and I'm willing to share when I can.

I know a lot of obscure shit, and can spend an evening talking about things you've never heard of because no one else would take the time to learn it.

I give a great massage.

I have a big heart, and can be talked into just about anything.

Fortunately this was enough to hook my current girlfriend so all I have to do now is keep her. Wish me luck.
 
Re: they would be SOOO lucky to find you...

fizzygirl said:
yup...

What makes you the shit? Why will someone get down on their knees and thank their lucky stars when they find you? Or if you're with them right now, what should they appreciate about the wonderful creature that you are?

There is NO PLACE for modesty in this thread. All modesty will be spotted and quickly eliminated!! No apologies...bring it on!
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this might be deleted because it's modest .. but the truth :D


things that would make you lucky to go out with me

-hung like a horse
-i don't get tired .. i just keep going and going (if i had a dollar for evertime i heard "i need a break.." i'd have like 20 bucks)

-one of the most honest ppl on the face of the earth
-i'm smart
-i'm ressourcefull
-i can do things that others can only dream of like recording a sweat drum and bass set on the tables and haelp a cow give birth the same day :D

-I'm Canadian :D
 
well, let's see

I am funny

I can make any situation a laugh riot

I am a tough guy, yet I am caring and tender

I KNOW how to eat some pussy

I DO have porn cock and know how to use it

I would give my life for the people I care about

I will do what I have to to make people I care about happy

I am attractive (if you like short 5'7" guys with shaved heads, goatees and muscles)

I can cook just about anything

I am not afraid of hard work

I can drink like a marine on weekend liberty

I know my own limitations

I have ambition

I am creative and artistic

I have charisma and charm

I know how to talk to people

I think that's about it

Oh, did I mention, I have porn cock? no seriously :)
 
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Ummmmmmm....okay lets see..

*I am very romantic
*I'm also a poet and give my boyfriend many, many beautiful poems inspired by our love, some which have even made him cry (I'm gonna put all those poems into a book one day)
*I'm talented with what I do (my art and writing)
*I like to take care and am very motherly
*I'm good with animals, and I am kind to all living things
*I've been told I am very beautiful and sexy
*I buy my man little presents all the time
*I bring him food and coffee in bed when he's waking up
*I'm great at planning fun things to do
*I'm brave
*I'm strong
*I've been through a lot and he's seen me go from a pretty weak person to a pretty damn strong one
*I take care of him sexually and in all ways
*I'm a gemeni, and YES, WE ARE ENTERTAINING! :D
*I write little notes that say "I love you and am proud of you!" and stick them under the bathroom door so he finds them when getting ready for work
*I like to keep things clean and nice for us
*I think of everything he doesn't
*If it wasn't for me....HIS LIFE WOULD SUCK!
YAY ME! =D
 
I love to fuck

I love anal

I love to suck dick

I strive to be the best I can at whatever I am doing

I'm intelligent & well-read

I'm a pretty decent cook

I have big breasts and have always received compliments

I like to watch "The Man Show"

I find women pleasing to the eye and touch and kiss...

I'm very open and giving with my husband and I pretty much
give him whatever he wants as long as I'm involved!

I'm strong enough to stand on my own but don't mind being
protected by my man

I strive to make the people I care about happy
 
- i am honest, devoted, and loving
- im a great mom
- i give the best massages and love doing it
- i am a tiger in the sack
- i believe giving is better then recieving
- i like it in the ass, and i don't use lube
- i love to spoil
- i can cook, and i love to do that too (just dont ask me to clean my mess up)
- i dont like shopping and hate going to the mall :p
- i have soft skin and lips
- i sing, and dance
- i'm a good kisser (well i cant kiss myself but i've been told )
- i am great with money, and saving/planning the future, and finding discounts in everything
- i'm related to a Yankee and get free tickets :p
- i like being nakkid!
 
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when she realizes that she can not do any better than me, and she lowers her standards, and decides to give me a try.
 
i am the shit because...

-i'm really patient.

-i'm going to be a great teacher one day.

-it takes a lot to get me angry, and this has happened on a few occasions. few people have seen me truely mad.

-i'm smart. i work hard in school and i have a ridiculously high gpa, but i also have a high iq.

-i'm a good listener, and try my hardest to be there for my friends when they need me.

-i have beautiful green eyes. i think my eyes are among my best features.

-i'm really close to my family.

-i don't like it when people spend money on me. i feel bad. i like it better when it's 50/50. cheep guys tend to like this one...

-i love sex, including anal.

-i'm a great kisser.
 
I'm the shit.

I could further qualify this statement with examples and elaboration...but the limitations of the English language would only serve to undermine how incredibly spiffy I am.
 
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I am one sexy bitch

I always stand up and defend my self - I never back down

I'm an expert at winning arguments

I have goals and ambitions for my life

Despite my cold exterior, I'm actually quite warm and cuddly

I am a car fanatic

I am a weapon fanatic

I can fuck like no other

I am very intelligent

My body is hot and strong

I have beautiful hair

I am a non conformist - in my own way

My mind is just as sexy as my body - if not more so

If you start a discussion with me - you better be ready for war

I do not give up easily

I love to play devil's advocate - its my favorite role

I am loyal to a fault

My teeth are not perfect - but they fit me perfectly

I love life

I may be slightly crazy, but it only makes me more interesting
 
I am a fantastic cook. I have been to cooking school and almost decided to be a chef. I can make ANYTHING, I can usually cook a full meal in 20 minutes, even when it appears that there is nothing in the fridge or cupboard.

I am always in the mood (unless I am for some reason in physical pain). I will always be down for some sex. I'm also down for about anything, including bringing other people into the bedroom (any gender).

I always take care of my men. I do all the cooking, cleaning, and laundry, never complain, and love doing it. I also do all the grocery shopping, shop for my man's clothes (and buy things he likes), etc. I darn and sew. And I do all these things incredibly well.

I am good at dealing with moodiness and bad tempers. All my partners have been very moody, depressive types -- and it doesn't phase me. I can resist being dragged down, and I will try my best to cheer you up, but I'll give you space if I sense you need it.

I'm very smart, I love having intellectual conversations, and in fact I find most topics fascinating. I'm very easy to talk to.

I'm flexible -- I can stay at home or go out depending on what my partner wants to do -- I'm happy either way.

I get along great with guys, and your friends will love me.

I'm pretty attractive, with a nice body and good face. I have beautiful hair, and I'm relatively thin. My whole family is rail thin so you will never have to fear my gaining weight over time.

I love kids and I will make a great mom.

I am very faithful, honest, and trustworthy.
 
Right, now let's have a try...

impress most mums
swallow
don't really have to cuddle at night when i sleep
hate fat-free foods
buy my own diamonds
have nice eyes and full lips
i'll sit at a bar and make comments WITH you about other girls
I don't expect anyone to support me
When I party, I'm one of the last people standing
I'm happy and positive
I am currently doing my best to chase up erotic dance classes!
I am an excellent masseuse
I have a very fucked up sense of humour
I give a first class handjob, complete with testicle-tickling!
I'll sit between his legs and play with it for over an hour when we come back from clubbing
I do noisy sex!
I am totally content to curl up with him during cricket/snooker/football
I love buying people presents!
I have great legs and breasts you can get lost in. Snuggle up!
I am patient to a fault
I'll make love or fuck - depending on how you want it!
I will never be unfaithful
I cook absolutley rockin' chocolate desserts!
I'm good at saying, `I love you`.
I get naked half the time at home.
I'm not a bitch!
I'm understanding to a fault.
I'll do an erotic photoshoot with you in the bedroom
I love buying sex toys, erotic clothes etc. for me and you
I'm as into experimenting with drugs as anyone can be but I'm not out of control with it.
I will always encourage the best in you.
I am very low maintenance
I dress up like a propper Trance Queen at night clubs, complete with furry leg warmers and body paint!
I'm not at all houseproud - bring your mates over for a druggy, drinky, clubby weekend and I'll happily cater for and entertain them - it's all fun!
I'll be your best friend!
I've not had many lovers but I am very happy to experiment!
I don't bother with the high-heels-short-skirts-prissy thing - but I can look classy without it!
I don't play mindgames. WYSIWYG
I love science!
I love Buddhist concepts of how to treat people and go about it as best I can!
I am a great listener
I shave my rug!
I love the taste of precum!

Blimey!! Now I definitely feel good about myself!

 
Hmm let’s see...
  • When I love, I love deeply
  • If you’re my friend I’ll fight to the death to protect you
  • I cook
  • I’m smart and constantly challenging myself with new things
  • I adore sex and go all out to please a partner
  • I get along with almost anyone
  • I’m a romantic
  • I’m kinda cute and pretty sweet as long as you’re on my good side
  • My interests are so eclectic that I can talk about almost anything with anyone
  • I have a wicked sense of humour
  • It takes a lot to piss me off
  • I’m kinkier than the word kinky can ever hope to describe.
  • I’ll try almost anything once and then give it a second chance
  • I give and give and give (perhaps too much since I often get taken advantage of)
  • I am absolutely insane but at least it keeps things interesting
ok that was harder to do than the other one :\
 
~it takes me forever to get comfy with someone, but when i do i'm in for good!
~i'm a great friend and a better lover:)
~i'm a giver more than a taker
~i'm responsible, but still a child at heart in so many ways...so you best be able to get silly with me every now and then
~I LOOOOVE SPORTS!
~chillin on the couch and drinkin a beer, going out to hit the town, movies...pretty much anything is fine by me:)
~i'm kinda goofy and a bit of a dork, so ya gotta handle the quirkey sense of humor i have.
~mmm...sex...nekkid...i looove sleeping nekkid!
~parents love me
~i'm extremely honest and loyal! i was raised to be so by a great family.
~i have an incredibly large, close knit family, while we're on the subject;)
~i looooove kissing, biting, nibbles, playing rough...toss me around a bit...i'll love it!
~i actually enjoy going down on a guy...call me weird;)

Okies...that's enough~
 
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