The Cheese Thread

[B9]

Halloumi

Is that a cheese or a sorta ethnic type greeting ?

 

[Vivian]

tet du mon

 

[PinholeStar]

Is that a cheese or a sorta ethnic type greeting ?

Both? I believe in some cultures of the South Pacific islands they greet one another by rubbing noses & exchanging cheese.

 

[felix]

^ This might be merged I have a feeling in my waters about this.

indeed. what a load of absolute bollocks.

 

[Bella Figura]

Is that a cheese or a sorta ethnic type greeting ?

whatever you want it to be, halloumi my dear.

 

[UnfortunateSquid]

^ Halloumi is the shit.

So terribly, terribly unhealthy though.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Haha Felix you cheesy cock. I knew it would be you!

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

What was that cheese you could get in tubes with a cap? It looked like a tomato puree tube. Disgusting. My flatmate would eat it by the tube and pour it into his mouth direct. Fucking awful, made me feel sick to watch him do it!

 

[PinholeStar]

I dunno but that sounds revolting. See also: cheese strings.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Oh they look rank too. Plastic processed crap.

 

[PinholeStar]

Yah. I wish processed food would just die.

 

[felix]

What was that cheese you could get in tubes with a cap? It looked like a tomato puree tube. Disgusting. My flatmate would eat it by the tube and pour it into his mouth direct. Fucking awful, made me feel sick to watch him do it!

i don't remember the name, but my cousin (when she was about 3 and staying with us) squeezed a whole tube out all over one of our bedrooms and made a right fucking mess. we still bring this up to embarrass her, even though she's 31. :D

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Google helped...

Yes. Revolting! He would pour this stuff directly into his mouth. Horrid boy. Double barrelled name too and had to rely on us female flatmates to help him cook.

^ I bet what a fucking mess, and awful smell!!! She's forgivable at aged 3 though. Not 21.

 

[felix]

that's the stuff all right! :D

we only had the blue one in the 70s.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

Minging is all I can muster to describe it.

 

[cletus]

Monterey Jack on fresh bread or the wedge of Hot Mexican type you get from the supermarket, melted on toast.

nom, nom, nom.

 

[Acid4Blood]

The way to cut cheese is best done with a wire. .

i'd love to cut a huge block of cheese with a wire like they do in the ads. Thatd be fuckin deadly. I fuckin love cheese.

It must just be tuned so beautiful cheesy music can emintate from it.

Surely you mean so the beautiful cheesy music can emintal from it. sorry

 

[Fishface]

i'd love to cut a huge block of cheese with a wire like they do in the ads. Thatd be fuckin deadly. I fuckin love cheese

A cutting board, 'handle-sized' piece of wood, a screw and a guitar string will have you sorted

Cheese is indeed the food of the Gods

A decent farmhouse Cheddar (being in Somerset we're spoilt!) can't be beaten, in my humble estimation %)

Of the more unusual cheeses I've sampled, yak cheese is very good

C H E E S E ​

 

[duck_racer]

A stinky dolcelatte or gorgonzola left in the sun to ripen for an hour or two. Nice and oozy.

Bit of french stick.

Yum.

 

[duck_racer]

Notable mentions to Brie and Camembert too though for added creamy factor but I just love the mould too. Nice blue cheeses YUM.