holy shit i had one hell of a fucking night the other night on edibles. i ONLY used half a gram all though it was some really potent bud that felt sticky when u touched it. heres how it went:
8:45 pm- consumed the weed
9:30 pm- thought a pattern in my towel looked like the jedi mind tricks album cover with a guy holding a torch and began to progress to becoming higher and higher
10:00- absolutely baked as fuck. i kept thinking the president who was speaking on tv seemed amazing my thoughts began to ramble on in weird ways
10:20- laughed hysterically and borderline uncontrollably (by myself!)
10:30- legs felt like jello and a rush. then i looked in the mirror and thought of myself as a "retard in space"
11:00- my speech was becoming incoherent and at times i switched into babble (talking to myself)
11:30- by now speaking became very difficult and it was hard to talk without babbling nonsense words just too hard to remember the words. i began to sense different aspects of my personality and visualize them. time was drastically slowed (nearly stopped at points). also saw a faint image of an alien in the curtain on my door around now. walked over to it and attempted to "merge" with it (knew it wasnt real obviously). everything felt "warpy and fun"
12:00- by now speaking in words was damn near impossible and i just babbled to myself in nonsense words a lot
12:20- unable to speak in normal words (only babble) and consumed by racing mental visualizations almost felt as though i was moving past symbols one at a time, time was getting stuck and moving in frames, also some cevs at this point. could barely move
1:00- threw up from all the soda and food i had
1:25- went to bed and tripped some more eventually lost all ability to speak (even nonsense words) while mentally traveling through symbols which had powerful meaning from my childhood and became completely lost the ability to get out of bed or do anything had no idea what was going on or where i was, just completely gone
5:00- woke up stoned as fuck and went to pee, doorway to the bathroom looked bent, still getting strong mental imagery
7:00- similar state to when i got up at 5:00 but no distortions
9:00- very stoned but less than before, went back to bed
11:00- stone began to wear off, went back to bed
1:30- woke up after heavy body buzz wore off, but still pretty high
4:00- high stopped for a bit then kicked back in when i went outside
5:00- felt incredibly happy and high while listening to gospel music at my school (not into religion or religiuous music but i thought it sounded AWESOME). I played frisbee with some kids and couldnt catch it or throw it in any reasonable way my coordination was still off badly
8:00- high finally wears off
11:30- high returns after eating large meal while walking to the store
overall this high lasted over 24 hours and caused me to lose the ability to speak and even begin to hallucinate slightly. i do wonder if this weed could have been laced or if it was just exceptionally good bud.