"well we originally set out for a run time of 4 hours- that would juust edge out 'The 10 Commandments' for longest biblical film of all time, but half way through shooting a number of the stage crew were struck by lightning and one cast member had to be replaced after being devoured by a swarm of locusts... it was the damnedest thing.. Some of our critics tried to tell us 'oh it's a sign from god to stop making this horrible piece of shit movie, what your doing is making baby jesus cry, blah blah blah...' So you know, we compromised, cleaned up the bodies, and cut er' down to a neat n tidy 2 hours and 45 minutes. NOW thanks to dual layer bluray technology we can finally show you our TRUE vision: we now present to you 2012 the way it was MEANT to be seen, in our ultra mega double disc 8 hour superhifiextendedgiveusmoremoneyedition. This edition of the film is dedicated to the first born children of all the cast and crew, who tragically and mysteriously passed away shortly after the films initial release."
