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EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Heroin Chic' Vs 'Cracked-out Chick

consumer said:
Yep wired porn crazed watermelon inserting madman..
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As you can probably see from the background imagery, my current auto erotic anal violation research involves marine life (I think Squid may be permanently lodged in my colon). The look on my face has nothing to do with drugs - that was actually a sea urchin, and it stung like fuck. However, after a little more practice I'm attempting to secrete a large portion of the Great Barrier reef - so make sure you're not having a swim on that day ;)
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
As you can probably see from the background imagery, my current auto erotic anal violation research involves marine life (I think Squid may be permanently lodged in my colon). The look on my face has nothing to do with drugs - that was actually a sea urchin, and it stung like fuck. However, after a little more practice I'm attempting to secrete a large portion of the Great Barrier reef - so make sure you're not having a swim on that day ;)
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No wonder those Sturgeons in your fishnets stunk...;)
 
consumer said:
No wonder those Sturgeons in your fishnets stunk...;)
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I doubt it was them mate, they'd only been dead two weeks. Besides, they'd been nowhere near my arse as I was still heavily into my fruit & veg period at that point. It could have been my collection of wank rags I keep under the bed for landfill. Alternatively, I suggest the stench was emanating from your feotid self, Mr.Consumer. There's definitely something fishy about you - are you my long lost twin?
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I doubt it was them mate, they'd only been dead two weeks. Besides, they'd been nowhere near my arse as I was still heavily into my fruit & veg period at that point. It could have been my collection of wank rags I keep under the bed for landfill. Alternatively, I suggest the stench was emanating from your feotid self, Mr.Consumer. There's definitely something fishy about you - are you my long lost twin?
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It is possible. That entitles me to half of everything you own. That includes your porn collection and drug stash ;)
 
consumer said:
It is possible. That entitles me to half of everything you own. That includes your porn collection and drug stash ;)
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Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...
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Looks like you've got the start of a good drug 'stache going at least, maybe consumer can have half of that?
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Not possible mate. My porn collection is a dynamic system, constantly growing and evolving. Therefore, it is impossible to possess half of it. My drug stash, on the other hand, is non existent...
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Well thats dissapointing on both fronts. I will have to settle for rotting marine life then..
 
consumer said:
Well thats dissapointing on both fronts. I will have to settle for rotting marine life then..
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Well I see Squid managed to escape the clutches of my sphincter muscles, so you can have her if you like - she's bound to be slightly decomposed by now, having spent a couple of days inside my biome...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Well I see Squid managed to escape the clutches of my sphincter muscles, so you can have her if you like - she's bound to be slightly decomposed by now, having spent a couple of days inside my biome...
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You probably squeezed all the ink out of her...poor thing
 
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