EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Heroin Chic' Vs 'Cracked-out Chick

[BigG]

 

[Commix]

Got that pre-G4S bouncer/security staff vibe gwarning, nice one :D

Me and the DJ/producer DLR

 

[BigG]

Mate this was before SIA badges so the nutters who were alowed to work the doors was unbelievable. Argue and you get knockout and thrown down the stairs besically (while someone quickly erases the CCTV footage).

Things have changed a lot nowadays. Some of the doormen i worked with we're 100% pure psychopaths........they were always OK with me thougb cos i try to be nice to people and that sometimes throws them a bit.....

Wild, wild days bud

 

[BigG]

Got that pre-G4S bouncer/security staff vibe gwarning, nice one :D

Me and the DJ/producer DLR

Nice kne bruv..ooming cool as fuck!!!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Got that pre-G4S bouncer/security staff vibe gwarning, nice one :D

Me and the DJ/producer DLR

Aren't you Ant and Dec or summat?

 

[Itsgoneundertheboa]

Guy on right is a puppet. Or else he defo is suffering an anal invasion. Ooooooosh. DLR though!! Legend in the D & B.

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Guy on right is a puppet. Or else he defo is suffering an anal invasion. Ooooooosh.

FUBAR's just out of frame, I'm sure.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

FUBAR's just out of frame, I'm sure.

Hey, I don't need to be that close

 

[Itsgoneundertheboa]

Hey, I don't need to be that close

OI I'm the only python on here fella

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

OI I'm the only python on here fella

Fuckin hell, now my cock's even answering back!! I think I've unleashed a beast...

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

Fuckin hell, now my cock's even answering back!! I think I've unleashed a beast...

I think the point where you're arguing with your genitals in public is the time to lay off the stims and get some sleep, mate.

 

[Sprout]

I've had a few heated disagreements when the phallus won't play ball...

Where's my snare?

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I've had a few heated disagreements when the phallus won't play ball...

Where's my snare?

I know where to find you a trap, but snares I'm not so sure.

 

[Sprout]

 

[SquidInSunglasses]

I was thinking more (NSFW gif)

NSFW:

 

[koneko]

Humper no matter what, get that mirror cleaned. Trust me, clean the mirror...

Otherwise the best bit missing is your face

Sexy bodies aren't enough petal 8) xxx

Englandz got his tits oot for the lads and lassies so thought why not.

My shameless dating app ‘advertising’ profile pic.
Yes vain and shallow but highly fucking effective

And yes I know…mirror needs a damn good scrubbing

 

[Humper]

I’ve got a face like a haunted house door chapper…that’s why I work so hard on the body.

Not really I’m handsome as fuck

 

[alasdairm]

life is hard.

alasdair

 

[consumer]

Bumpity bump bump bump

 

[MilzyWilzy]

Right! Bare with me, I'll see if I can do it. I'm a thick cunt!!