This is a club situation where you have one nice and one fatty together since that one happens a lot.
Walk up to the fatty and ask her if she wants to dance.
She having been devoid of male attention for almost her whole life will become a little flustered and say yes.
You then reply with 'fuck off then so I can talk to your mate'.
Success guaranteed!
Maybe if your an east coast sheep shagger but I'm a west is best gal and we say ock. And I don't do phlegm
Someone at work told me that have used this:
Would you rather a. have an evil hand and a gingerbread mum or b. have a gingerbread hand and an evil mum?