But I'll spare you the trouble and point out that these are radiolabeled in vitro assays.
I'll just take your word on that, since I have not looked into it myself.
I'm sure a magical new property is produced by one's vital essence interacting with the drug, making it wonderfully euphoric and sociable.
Exactly. It doesn't really matter whether or not a drug binds to a certain protein. That's why I mentioned downstream mechanisms. These do not necessarily noticeably need more time to manifest. As stated in the article I quoted SERT seems to be inhibited very rapidly upon injection of methamphetamine.
Why would your eyelids "dropping" be an indicator of serotonin release and/or reuptake inhibition?
For what it's worth that's just my experience. Not trying to convince you of anything! There is no doubt in my mind that you, too, have ways to tell what drug you are or another person is on.
I could most definitely tell when I've been given a glutamatergic dissociatives, opiates, GABAergic drugs etc.
The conclusions I draw from the subjective effects a drug gives me can always be wrong, but they rarely are. This may mean nothing to you, but before a drug is thoroughly researched I need ways to guess what may be happening in my body.
When you see a patient with slowed shallow breathing and constricted pupils you will probably assume he has used opiates, even if you can't find any opiates in his blood. At the very least you would assume he used a CNS depressant. These things can be observed and measured, by both the subject itself as well as other people.
My eye lids drop in very distinct way while my pupils dilate (we've all seen people rolling balls) which is accompanied by a number of other effects I associate solely with serotonergic drugs. This doesn't mean that
all serotonergic drugs will produce said symptoms, e.g. psychedelics don't, cocaine doesn't either.
And the discrepancy between the mentioned lack of SERT inhibition in the findings you referred to on one hand and the observed in vivo SERT inhibition in the articles I linked on the other is why I often trust my body and experience more than I trust early binding essays of novel drugs. Most researchers would not assign any value whatsoever to my impressions, might even look down on my approach.
I may be wrong. But I am personally pretty positive 3FPM is serotonergic once the dose is upped far enough. In lower doses I noticed no effects hinting at serotonergic activity. It felt more like a serotonin releaser at those very high (IV!) doses.