As the great Bill Hicks once said...
Young man takes acid, thinks he can fly. So he jumpes out the 6th story window, plummets to the ground and dies. Now, maybe it's just me, but if you thought you could fly, wouldn't you try taking off from the ground?
Now for a positive news story about drugs...
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all part of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectivley, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."