99% sure. I felt an enlarged bulb sitting right in my rosebud. It felt enflamed, greasy, and itchy, and I really only felt relieved when I pushed that back in during a hot shower. It's possible it was entirely an external hemmeroid, but damn, it was so much better when I pushed it back inside. I would do this after my morning shit, and then usually once in the stall while at fucking work. You don't think you could get used to fingers in your asshole, but yeah, you can.
I never saw a doctor, so I can't say for sure. Anyways, it's mostly better now... I feel pain everytime I shit, still, however.
edit: the shit you admit to when you're drunk, eh? anyways, if you're constipdated, don't, for the love of god, sit there and force it up to an hour. get a laxative, or an enema, or whatever... PLEASE.