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englandgz74 said:
I think Aus is a member of the British Commonwealth FUBAR...I dont think the British Empire actually exists anymore.....
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It does it my mind G, and it will rise to glory once more when we've told the EU to fuck off, kicked out all the forrins and twatted Islamic State. Fuckin terrorists? They're all bleedin' Southern cunts as far as I'm concerned..
 
Don Luigi said:
If you ask your average American, yes.

You don't fool me, G. I know you're smarter than the average bear ;)

So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?
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I was gunna post given that i grew up in the southwest uk but I'm actually Irish so I guess I'm exempt :p
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
It does it my mind G, and it will rise to glory once more when we've told the EU to fuck off, kicked out all the forrins and twatted Islamic State. Fuckin terrorists? They're all bleedin' Southern cunts as far as I'm concerned..
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Southerners ARE effectively foreigners to you and me though mate....

Also I doubt it's a coincidence that the heartland of ISIS is in SOUTHERN Syria.....

Southerners??? Pah!!!! :)
 
Shambles said:
*ahem*



Saaaaarf Lahndun not southern enough for you bunch o' northern nancies?
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Oooh, that's fighting talk that is! Take it you'll be comin' warrin' then? Hope you've got plenty of backup pal, cos when I've finished with you Englandgz is gonna scrape you up off the floor and disembowel you with his teeth...
 
Don Luigi said:
I was about to say Wales doesn't count but then remembered you're not native Cymraeg.

You lookin' at ma bird? Why no? You tryn'ta say she's ugly or summit?
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Strictly speaking, the Taffys don't count, no. But the Southern Jessies can have 'em, cos we don't want the fuckin sheepshagging bastards. We'll have the Jocks on our side instead.

As for you Paddies, just fuck right off cos you're all mental bastards who've perfected the art of battering your fellow countrymen over many generations. I'm not messing with you lot..
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Strictly speaking, the Taffys don't count, no. But the Southern Jessies can have 'em, cos we don't want the fuckin sheepshagging bastards. We'll have the Jocks on our side instead.

As for you Paddies, just fuck right off cos you're all mental bastards who've perfected the art of battering your fellow countrymen over many generations. I'm not messing with you lot..
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You disappoint me, but I'm not at all surprised. We may have perfected the art of battering each other but that is much more useful than having perfected the art of battering confectionery.
 
Don Luigi said:
We may have perfected the art of battering each other but that is much more useful than having perfected the art of battering confectionery.
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^^ clever "battered mars bar" joke inserted by Don....

I think he should be on our team as longitudinaly speaking he's still a northerner....
 
I dont think us Aussies would identify as Southerners. We are more like Scotsman only with a better climate, hotter women and lots of fauna that wants to kill you. You pansies would not cope for five minutes. As for beer well you idiots drink Fosters. We dont...we just sell it to you. Not to mention you drink it fucking warm. Talk about retarded. Our women are sexy, tanned with no need for plastic unlike all these pommy girls you see here backpacking..what else....as for fucking chippies...well given the amount of ocean we have access to and the quality of our seafood you are fucked there too. We know how to fight..we grow up fighting fucking crazy kangaroos and playing with venomous snakes as children, not fucking Paddington the fucking teddy bear like you lot...its you lot that talk funny not us...you all sound like Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances and she is an example of your women proving you lot are all a bunch of virgins as who the fuck would want to fuck her. So in short fuck all of you. Your climate sucks, you drink warm beer, even your wildlife is a bunch of non lethal pansies. So we win. Fuck you FUBAR and where is my tenner for that fucking telly?
 
I can assure you with a high degree of certainty that I do not talking Hyacinth Bucket :)

And anyway you come from a country that we used to send our criminals to....

Nuff said.....:)
 
Oh and the bit about the drugs. Well i challenge you FUBAR to take the lysergic challenge with me. Liquid acid. Drop for drop. You KNOW you cant win that one...so once again ...fuck you. We win..and if there are any hot pommy chicks we fuck them cause they like tanned masculine aussie guys and we convert them to Aussies...oh and you freaks watch Neighbours. ....do i need to go on?
 
englandgz74 said:
^^ clever "battered mars bar" joke inserted by Don....

I think he should be on our team as longitudinaly speaking he's still a northerner....
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Was FUBAR meaning Northern Britain or Northern UK? You occupiers only like to acknowledge your colonial relic across the sea when it suits you (like when we win medals for you in the Olympics) :p

I'll stick to my island where I, as the northerner, am lampooned by the southerners. Where's BCF? I need a fight to calm me down.

How does the old saying go? The Welsh hate the English, The Scottish hate the English, The English hate the Irish, The Irish hate the English, and the Manx hate everyone :D
 
englandgz74 said:
I can assure you with a high degree of certainty that I do not talking Hyacinth Bucket :)

And anyway you come from a country that we used to send our criminals to....

Nuff said.....:)
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Yeah smart move sending all the criminals to the place with the nice beaches and sunny climate that you now all want to fucking move to...idiots.
 
I just remembered this song. Have you heard it, consumer?

Come and listen for a moment, lads
And hear me tell my tale
How across the sea from England
I was condemned to sail
Now the jury found me guilty
Then says the judge, says he
"Oh, for life, Jim Jones, I'm sending you
Across the stormy sea
But take a tip before you ship
To join the iron gang
Don't get too gay in Botany Bay
Or else you'll surely hang
Or else you'll surely hang", says he
"And after that Jim Jones
It's high above on the gallows tree
The crows will pick your bones".

And our ship was high upon the sea
When pirates came along
But the soldiers on our convict ship
Were full five hundred strong
For they opened fire and somehow drove
That pirate ship away
But I'd rather have joined that pirate ship
Than gone to Botany Bay
With the storms ragin' round us
And the winds a-blowin' gale
I'd rather have drowned in misery
Than gone to New South Wales
There's no time for mischief there they say
Remember that, says they
Or they'll flog the poaching out of you
Down there in Botany Bay.

Now it's day and night and the irons clang
And like poor galley slaves
We toil and toil, and when we die
Must fill dishonoured graves
And it's by and by I'll slip my chains
Well, into the bush I'll go
And I'll join the bravest rankers there
Jack Donahue and co
And some dark night, when everything
Is silent in the town
I'll shoot those tyrants one and all
I'll gun the floggers down
Oh, I'll give the land a little shock
Remember what I say
They'll yet regret they've sent Jim Jones
In chains to Botany Bay.
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Don Luigi said:
Was FUBAR meaning Northern Britain or Northern UK? You occupiers only like to acknowledge your colonial relic across the sea when it suits you (like when we win medals for you in the Olympics) :p

I'll stick to my island where I, as the northerner, am lampooned by the southerners. Where's BCF? I need a fight to calm me down.

How does the old saying go? The Welsh hate the English, The Scottish hate the English, The English hate the Irish, The Irish hate the English, and the Manx hate everyone :D
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Most Brits have zero comprehension about Northern Ireland and cant for the life of them figure out why both Loyalists and Republicans both chuck stones at the squadies... :)
 
consumer said:
I am on my phone so i cant open the nsfw thingy. What song is it?
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Tis' Jim Jones (Or Jim Jones at Botany Bay). I've removed the NSFW tags but they are the Dylan lyrics rather than the traditional ones.

englandgz74 said:
Most Brits have zero comprehension about Northern Ireland and cant for the life of them figure out why both Loyalists and Republicans both chuck stones at the squadies... :)
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We need something to chuck stones at! When they stopped their patrols and roadblocks, we ended up throwing stones at our own shadows until marching season.
 
consumer said:
Yeah smart move sending all the criminals to the place with the nice beaches and sunny climate that you now all want to fucking move to...idiots.
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Hmm maybe sending cons to a paradise island wasnt thought through too well but I think the fact that it's a "fucking long way away" was paramount in their thoughts....

But anyway what is it with you lot not letting Brits in with a criminal record?....forgotton your fucking roots? :)

(This thread has predictably degenerated into a jingoistic mud slinging fest :))
 
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