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Come 'n' 'Ave a go if ya think yer 'aard enuff!!

F.U.B.A.R.

F.U.B.A.R.

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**Calling all Shandy Suppin' Southern Soft Shites..!!**

Do you live south of Watford?

If so, then as self appointed spokesman of t'North of England, I challenge you all to a scrap to prove that northern men are Men and southern men are big girl's blouses.

The basis for this accusation is:

You don't know what proper beer is
You can't handle your drugs
Your chippies are shit
You all talk funny
Your women are plastic
You fight like girls
You're all virgins

So get yerselves down to Asda carpark at dinner time tomorrow.


If any Northern nutters fancy coming along for a bit of a laff, feel free, but I could 'Ave the lot of em on my own. I bet the fuckin cowards won't even dare to turn up. After I've killed every southern poof I can find, I'm gonna spill all yer beer, take all yer drugs, piss on yer saveloy's and shag all yer women.

YOU'RE GONNA GET YER FUCKIN 'EADS KICKED IN...!!
 
How cute.

Fuck John Bull, I'm further north than any of you in England.

NI boys we are here, wow oh, wow oh, NI boys were are here, we'll shag your women and drink your beer.
 
Lauren once told me about a "friend" of hers who once shoved his head through a plate glass window and shouted "Anyone want a fight?"

Guess which part of the country this was in .....
 
Yeah I'll join in a fight a few CCs (cockney cunts)....

Only not in ASDAs car park......cos I'm barred (true story) .....
 
Don Luigi said:
I take it you drove your BMW into one of their artisan bollards?
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No....funnily enough it was for punching the security guard who was bullying an old lady who couldnt work out the self service checkout...

He was a cunt and had it coming (probably a southerner too :))
 
I know. We have unrealistic aspirations here.

We just want somebody to pay attention to us :(

We were spoiled for thirty years.
 
Don Luigi said:
I know. We have unrealistic aspirations here.

We just want somebody to pay attention to us :(

We were spoiled for thirty years.
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Where is Northern Ireland again? Is it close to Australia? :)
 
If you ask your average American, yes.

You don't fool me, G. I know you're smarter than the average bear ;)

So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?
 
Don Luigi said:
So have any southerners had to fortitude to post yet?
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They've all run crying to mummy.

englandgz74 said:
Nah Don their all hiding behind their weak as piss warm lager shandy :)
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Edited and seconded...


Don Luigi said:
Wait, are we talking southerners as in Aussies?
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As Oz is still formally a member of the British Empire, and you couldn't live much further south without being a penguin, they are more than welcome to come and get battered, and might even provide a bit of real sport, seeing as they're all a bunch of thieving, murderous convicts. I'll still take 'em all on though, with one hand tied behind my back and having a wank with the other.
 
I think Aus is a member of the British Commonwealth FUBAR...I dont think the British Empire actually exists anymore.....

Somewhat in the same way that hard southerners dont exist any more either judging by their absence here.....:)
 
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