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Gibberings Episode CCIV - A New Hope

Anyone else stuck in tonight? Was gonna have a drink but can't be arsed and I've got work tomorrow. Ended up just taking some valerian and having a spliff, am really shit at being home alone. Entertaining myself winding up my best mate about the date she's going on tonight, retribution for weeks of 'HAVE YOU SCISSORED YET' and 'I BET SHE'S REALLY A MAN' from her when I started seeing mrs snolls
 
Yeah not out tonight. Friday nights are quiet around here, might be out tomorrow though. busy week at work, done some phet and having a bash at making some hip hop beats & sampling
 
Getting super excited about going to Copenhagen at the end of the month! I have found out there is a cat cafe and I have to go. And I am gonna eat all the pastries I can get my hands on <3
 
ladydove said:
Getting super excited about going to Copenhagen at the end of the month! I have found out there is a cat cafe and I have to go. And I am gonna eat all the pastries I can get my hands on <3
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Just make sure that they don't think you're an asylum seeker, or you could be coming back with a few less charm bracelets.

Also - you should try to get over to Malmö using the bridge. Good way to cross off two Scandinavian countries in the one trip :)
 
Hi guys...i guess you are all still in bed. I am off to a bit of a posh wine tasting and dinner. Decided to grab a cheeky gram of coke to help keep me standing upright. I know from past experience how messy these events get. Should be a great night. I love my wine, food and cocaine :)

Have a great day guys!
 
I'm awake but in bed. I wish I had some cocaine. It might help me sleep :|

I'm only joking, of course. The clonazolam put me to sleep without any problems but I've had too much sleep now and I'm not due in work for another six hours. Nothing good, that doesn't involve cocaine, happens when you're awake at this hour :(
 
What time is it over there Don? Its 5:10pm here. Just having a cheeky line and beer before my lift arrives to ferry me to the boozarama.
 
arrrrggggg all day I've hoovered this Damn house n it's not hoovered. dust it just looks dirty n wishing for this child to wake up so I can Hoover more. In the meantime it needs dusting. the. more I tidy it the more I want to tidy. WHAT THR HELL?

I'm usually the laziest person on the planet n avoid housework at all costs. I'm now obsessing like biggest craze.

yesterday I was really excited to use the different bits that connect to hoover. there's one long one that is for hoovering under the couch, inside couch but my good died that long thing make a nose when it's sucking :D

Evey
 
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consumer said:
What time is it over there Don? Its 5:10pm here. Just having a cheeky line and beer before my lift arrives to ferry me to the boozarama.
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6:30 am here. I decided to take .25mg clonaz which should help me go to sleep again while also not feeling groggy when I go to work (I had to use a hammer and a knife because these pills are rock hard). Saturday is a slow day in work anyway. I'm also going to take the boat to boozarama..though I won't be in a ferry, but a little dinghy aka. a single crappy North American beer :p

Evey - you should get a manual carpet sweeper for the unsociable hours :D
 
@consumer. bluelight , ain't slow this morning , but I am. Was ment to be in Hackney a hour ago (45 min drive) so my PJs are back on , and I'm back in bed.
Where I should be be 7 am Saturday morning. :)
 
Don Luigi said:
Yes, well, much to the dissatisfaction I've experienced many times, 7AM is the time you're legally allowed to become a terrible neighbour ;) So long as you stop by 11pm, you're grand :D

I wouldn't mind if most contractors had a decent taste in music. In my last house I moved in September. However, by the start of October, the landlord who owned most of the terrace houses on my street decided to refurbish all of his empty properties on my street. I was working evening shifts and going to UNI in the morning and every morning I'd be awoken by some chart music bullshit that just travelled throughout all of the terraces. If I was lucky for them to take a day off, my stereotypical Asian neighbours next door would start singing power ballads on their karaoke machine. I vowed only to live in detached houses from then on, whenever possible :!

Oh aye, they also had the yappiest little shih tzu dog that would bark from the moment they left the house.
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Yeh, fuck neighbours - they're a pain in the arse. Unfortunately I live in a mid terrace with the in-laws one side, and the loudest, foulest mouth fuctard with two huge bastard barky dogs the other side. FML...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Unfortunately I live in a mid terrace with the in-laws one side, and the loudest, foulest mouth fuctard with two huge bastard barky dogs the other side. FML...
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Aww, mate. You shouldn't speak so ill of yourself and your family :(<3
 
My last house in London was a corner house, end of the terrace.

Pretty sure that at least half of the African couple next door was illegal, as he'd be really reclusive and flit in and out at strange times.

But we just ran that house mad, all kind of strange behavior, clouds of skunk poring from every window on every floor, people on LSD rolling naked around the backyard, competeing sound systems in each room. 6am-4am spread of noise.

Never a complaint, or a frown. Best neighbors ever. A few times people in suits knocked on the door to "ask a few questions about the people next door", and got told to fuck off, or the door just got closed wordlessly in their faces.

A mate in Ireland had the same deal with a bunch of Albanians upstairs around 15 years ago. Completely illegal and he was a DJ and ran these three day afterparties with a full club system in his fucking house. Never a complaint. Seriously, aliens make the best neighbors:D
 
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