I'm a straight male
-Displays of stupidity/helplessness (attention seeking whores essentially.)
-Wont think about how they may be wrong, even if they may be right
-Expects to be coddled with out giving the same level of affection to me (I'm not a "mans man", I'm not the most "masculine" person who will hide it all away, I'm sensitive, I cry, and want to be held from time to time.)
-Expects me to automatically spill everything that's on my mind when in the moment (I tell you things in the moment that I want to share. I'm not hiding things from you, I want your comfort but I still need to process things in my head. I'm crazy and know sometimes I have to work through problems on my own because they are irrational and could be used against me.)
-Listens to music I can't stand having hit my ears for a road trip (they can like music I don't, but for the most part I have to at least be able to feel comfortable listening to it for a few hours. Music is to important to me for there to be conflicts.)
-Is so neat that my forgetfulness or slight messiness becomes a constant topic of disagreement (I'm ADHD, I'm not organized, I'm a little messy, I don't do it to piss people off, I just can't help it.)
-Stuck on traditional gender roles (I CD/have some gender fluidity, and want to incorporate it into the relationship)
-Hates drugs (they have to atleast accept that from time to time I may trip [psychs or dissociatives], may have an evening involving an opioid. They don't have to do any drugs, but I'd prefer them to smoke weed than drink alcohol. I'm fine with them controlling my stash and handing out an a certain amount each month, week, or whatever. Honestly I kinda want that, I need a little help with self control/protection against letting it affect our relationship)
-Is a slut/is slutty (I don't mind them being a sexual creature, as I'm very sexual, but I prefer limiting my sexual activity to relationships/as a bonding/chemical experience. Also, I don't want to hear about their past sexual endeavors. I don't mind if they tell me what they like and do not like, I know this is based on experience, but I Don't need the details.)
-Has to be open to new experiences in bed/sexually (like I said I cd/am a little gender fluid, I want to occasionally be their lesbian lover if you will)
-Wants kids (I'm sorry fuck kids. I don't want to raise a kid in this type of world, and I have to many health problems along with mental problems for me to want to pass those along. If a kid comes in the picture it would need to be adopted as there are so many kids out there who could use a chance that goes to billions of individuals who weren't born in a shitty situation [aka new born babies in healthy environments, while theres a kid already in need])
-Is not interested in some form of science (or fact based intellectual area of thought. I'm a science guy, it's nice to have someone on the same level, especially since I learn easier by talking out loud/sharing things I've learned)
-Taller than 5'6"
just to name a few