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What Really Turns You Off?

rocketqueen said:
I am interested in it in all the months. All twelve of 'em. If you want oral sex make it happen. When it is put like that, most will fall in line. I don't get why this would surprise you, that I like my partner to trim their hedges...?
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I'm surprised because I've had girls tell me that they want to know they're having sex with a man and not another woman. (I trim/shave everything, not just the hedges.)

But then again, the girls who tend to say this....I wouldn't want to fuck anyway. So I guess it's whatever lol
 
verso said:
I'm surprised because I've had girls tell me that they want to know they're having sex with a man and not another woman. (I trim/shave everything, not just the hedges.)

But then again, the girls who tend to say this....I wouldn't want to fuck anyway. So I guess it's whatever lol
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@Verso, these chicks tell you they want to know they are having sex with a man and not a woman? I find that baffling. Making love to a woman feels *completely* different than a man. And ya, I make the ladies trim, too. Not to be crude but to move things along, I know I am with a man because his dick is in me. And his body feels tone and hard, while a woman's flesh feels...soft and giving.

So, you hand out infractions like a boss? I would LOVE to see an example...or do I have to get an example by committing an infraction? Just curious. :)
 
ebola? said:
What if they are poor in calculus but know it? What if they can only integrate and find the derivative of basic equations, but need to look a lot of things up?

I'm in this boat. :p

ebola
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LOL, get out of my head. I've got b-cal on my plate and you and I both know I am terrible at such things!

64/16 = ? :D
 
64/16
reduced to
32/8
is further simplified to give
sixteen quarters
which can be expressed as
8/2
which finally, can be rendered as four wholes
4/1
which is to say
64/16=4
Q.E.D.

Grade 2, welcome to it!

Turn offs: People who read and enjoy reading a female American author born the same day as The Royal Navy destroyer 'Jaguar' was sunk by Kriegsmarine Unterseeboot 652 in the Mediterranean Sea. This author, who has a given name "Erica"; her most famous work bears a title in relation to having an aversion to atmospheric transportation.

I should rather dip my damp penis into a pile of CS (Tear gas) crystals than to so much as be touched by such a person. Esp if they're Californian.
 
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I'm a straight male

-Displays of stupidity/helplessness (attention seeking whores essentially.)

-Wont think about how they may be wrong, even if they may be right

-Expects to be coddled with out giving the same level of affection to me (I'm not a "mans man", I'm not the most "masculine" person who will hide it all away, I'm sensitive, I cry, and want to be held from time to time.)

-Expects me to automatically spill everything that's on my mind when in the moment (I tell you things in the moment that I want to share. I'm not hiding things from you, I want your comfort but I still need to process things in my head. I'm crazy and know sometimes I have to work through problems on my own because they are irrational and could be used against me.)

-Listens to music I can't stand having hit my ears for a road trip (they can like music I don't, but for the most part I have to at least be able to feel comfortable listening to it for a few hours. Music is to important to me for there to be conflicts.)

-Is so neat that my forgetfulness or slight messiness becomes a constant topic of disagreement (I'm ADHD, I'm not organized, I'm a little messy, I don't do it to piss people off, I just can't help it.)

-Stuck on traditional gender roles (I CD/have some gender fluidity, and want to incorporate it into the relationship)

-Hates drugs (they have to atleast accept that from time to time I may trip [psychs or dissociatives], may have an evening involving an opioid. They don't have to do any drugs, but I'd prefer them to smoke weed than drink alcohol. I'm fine with them controlling my stash and handing out an a certain amount each month, week, or whatever. Honestly I kinda want that, I need a little help with self control/protection against letting it affect our relationship)

-Is a slut/is slutty (I don't mind them being a sexual creature, as I'm very sexual, but I prefer limiting my sexual activity to relationships/as a bonding/chemical experience. Also, I don't want to hear about their past sexual endeavors. I don't mind if they tell me what they like and do not like, I know this is based on experience, but I Don't need the details.)

-Has to be open to new experiences in bed/sexually (like I said I cd/am a little gender fluid, I want to occasionally be their lesbian lover if you will)

-Wants kids (I'm sorry fuck kids. I don't want to raise a kid in this type of world, and I have to many health problems along with mental problems for me to want to pass those along. If a kid comes in the picture it would need to be adopted as there are so many kids out there who could use a chance that goes to billions of individuals who weren't born in a shitty situation [aka new born babies in healthy environments, while theres a kid already in need])

-Is not interested in some form of science (or fact based intellectual area of thought. I'm a science guy, it's nice to have someone on the same level, especially since I learn easier by talking out loud/sharing things I've learned)

-Taller than 5'6"

just to name a few
 
lack of confidence or berating oneself consistently
lack of hygiene
too much tongue/saliva during kissing
calling me a dirty slut/whore during sex if it is not appropriate (tough for a man to know when to talk this way....so I let it go and say be sweet to me if I am not into it)
 
- Manly lumberjack hands & feet
- Stubby non-feminine fingers and toes
- Ginomous nose
 
Women who openly fart,I prefer to believe that women don't do such things.
I love women who are discreet and act in a lady like fashion regarding such matters.
 
maxalfie said:
Women who openly fart,I prefer to believe that women don't do such things.
I love women who are discreet and act in a lady like fashion regarding such matters.
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I honestly am the opposite with this. I can't be with a girl who doesn't acknowledge the basic bodily functions of life being normal, and acceptable. There is nothing weird about a girl farting, nor one admitting that they can match a fart that I can produce. I mean, I don't want her to fart in my face, as that is just disrespectful, but letting one rip is relieving. Who wants to hold gas in when it can be come clearly uncomfortable to the alternative, male or female. I think it is moronic of one to place such gender stereotypes on people. To each their own though.
 
Feet. I hate them. Cannot stand them one bit. I always have sex with socks on. Always!
 
rocketqueen said:
@Verso, these chicks tell you they want to know they are having sex with a man and not a woman? I find that baffling. Making love to a woman feels *completely* different than a man. And ya, I make the ladies trim, too. Not to be crude but to move things along, I know I am with a man because his dick is in me. And his body feels tone and hard, while a woman's flesh feels...soft and giving.

So, you hand out infractions like a boss? I would LOVE to see an example...or do I have to get an example by committing an infraction? Just curious. :)
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Well, I tell these women, "If a man and a woman were both standing in front of you, naked, and neither one shaved or both of them shaved, would you not know which one is the man and which one is the woman?"

I think of shaving oneself more as being good hygiene than anything else, certainly not a gender thing... I just don't like body hair, you know? I don't like the way that it looks, feels...

Oh, and you'd have to commit an offense... and I've yet to hand out an infraction, so don't be my first! lol ;)
 
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