The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

[Rubber_Duck]

Horse 1 : So there was this guy who left for a trail ride on Friday, and came back 3 days later on friday. How is this possible?

Horse 2: Um....i dont know...

Horse 1: His horses name was Friday.......*insert "Eddie Murpheys" laughing noise*

 

[akpride]

First Cop to the other:

Damn kids made it to the sea, they were just to fast for us.

 

[xcidium]

Let's play again!!!

 

[drug_wench]

^^^'oh pleeease - i only touched TWO little boys!!'

 

[MoeBro]

"Now for my next act, I shall remove these heavy-duty nipple clamps using just TWO young boys!"

 

[xcidium]

'Without looking, I will now guess how many fingers I am holding up'


(wow, I chose a pretty shitty picture hey? someone feel free to put a better one up)

 

[katmeow]

He told me he was two years old.

That's legal right?

 

[Naughtiest_Maximus]

"I would like to thank everyone, my lawyers and especialy all the children involved that helped me in receiving this, the inaugural O'J Simspon celebrity status means i can get away with anything award...peace"

 

[m4dd0g]

Its been a while, so im nominating meself for posting the new picture.

So post a caption and i'll judge your sorry ass next Sunday

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

Memoirs of a Geisha... Part 2...

gimme time i will think...

 

[xcidium]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ping-Pong Balls.

 

[spgeddi]

when tommy tuan opted for a sex change, he emphasised his desire of having a big pussy.

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

"Does my face look flat in this???"

 

[muzby]

because of her unusual condition of "over grown pubic hair" combined with her fear of razors & wax, ming lee found an body painting as an easy way to disguise the problem..

 

[Raving Loony]

Sigh! Yes, that it is a thong wedgie and not a painted on nose. Captivity can be so painful!

 

[m4dd0g]

God, Im a slack ass. Was supposed to do this last sunday.

I pick xcidium's caption for its subtle cultural commentary

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Ping-Pong Balls.

... and (like the man himself) its complete filth

Post us a new one xcidium

 

[xcidium]

Go Nuts people!

Edward thought the expression 'hair of the dog' meant something else.

 

[joannie_mhm]

"onetwothreefour got tired of spooning the vacuum cleaner and moved onto the dog"







(I'm starting to doubt my memory, it was him wasn't it? i can't find the photo )

 

[AlphaCharlieID]

"wait for it.... he will roll over soon...... soon....."






*crap i know but meh.... work is so shit, i cant think straight*

 

[m4dd0g]

Death by beastiality