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Captain.Heroin

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Is covid 19 messing up your sex life? Are you still getting laid committed relationship or single?

I want to know because I'm sure this is part of us going to fuck up the quarantine methods in America. Not to mention fucking Nancy Pelosi not giving me my $1000 so I had to go earn some money you know what I mean or at least getting myself a dinner and a date so I got to eat I like the fucking I like to eat so it's like all good.

I don't go out and I told people that come over that I have it even though I'm not really showing covid 19 symptoms.

And before I get judgements yes people still don't care that I'm telling them I have it before they come over. I don't invite people over they are hitting me up first.

Trust me when I say everybody has covid 19 where I live because everybody stocked up on top of each other like fucking cockroaches trying to get the last thing a toilet paper as if you can eat that or use it as a mask to avoid getting covid 19 people have been fucking stupid ever since this disease came out.

The reason why I started this thread is because I know I'm not the only one getting laid during the covid 19 paranoid panic epidemic, I have heard some great motherfucking stories and I'm going to keep them to myself unless it involves me.
 

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The reason why I started this thread is because I know I'm not the only one getting laid during the covid 19 paranoid panic epidemic, I have heard some great motherfucking stories and I'm going to keep them to myself unless it involves me.
Maybe they have aids? That's why they don't care.
 

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Well for me personally, my tip has been dry now for a few weeks. And not because I can't get but because I don't want to, trying to stay safe in away and not increase my chances of getting it. But for me intercourse is not important, if I do get the urge I will just rub it out ( hahaha that just sounds wrong ). Except if someone specific comes over, then I will throw the rules out the window and do her on my pavement. But overall I'm a bit anti woman ATM as my heart is still recovering.
 

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Well for me personally, my tip has been dry now for a few weeks. And not because I can't get but because I don't want to, trying to stay safe in away and not increase my chances of getting it. But for me intercourse is not important, if I do get the urge I will just rub it out ( hahaha that just sounds wrong ). Except if someone specific comes over, then I will throw the rules out the window and do her on my pavement. But overall I'm a bit anti woman ATM as my heart is still recovering.
I guess I should feel like a whore if me and like one other person I know have been getting laid since this Coronavirus shit popped off.

Come on guys who's getting laid who's not no shame either way! Inquiring minds need to know.
 

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Well for me personally, my tip has been dry now for a few weeks. And not because I can't get but because I don't want to,
this. Lots of jerking off lately.

hopefully the Internet doesn't go out or I will really be in trouble
 

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All I know is I still get a boner when I see a bulge in the Batman costume

When he say he got the covid 19 and I'm still sucking his dick

I don't need you to put that condom on my dick, just put a face mask on while I'm fucking you baby

Covid19 pos hiv neg lf same

In Before Destruction of society as we know it
 

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this. Lots of jerking off lately.

hopefully the Internet doesn't go out or I will really be in trouble
When everybody else but me was afraid of dying I had a few days of jerking off sexy texting my friends I made some videos I'll probably share one day

That feel when your Obama Phone keeping you socially distanced
 

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That feel when your Obama Phone keeping you socially distanced
I can't receive big pictures ;) and i can't group text, either. My camera is constantly getting errors. I can't use 4G - it glitches.

And if it gets a tiny bit wet, my keyboard goes haywire.
 

PriestTheyCalledHim

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Trust me a lot of people fuck through the HIV crisis not all of us have it.
That is true. Are you on Truvada or not? If someone wants it RAW or says they are POZ or on Truvada do you say no thanks?

I have seen people making money from those fans only videos and pictures but a lot of the videos wind up on free porn sites.
 

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I can't receive big pictures ;) and i can't group text, either. My camera is constantly getting errors. I can't use 4G - it glitches.

And if it gets a tiny bit wet, my keyboard goes haywire.
Dirty talking over the phone works too

I imagine some people would be willing to pay you a few dollars a minute just to chat with them LOL.
 

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gotdam how i miss this? ha
chinese virus... wtf?
i heard him and do believe he is just a dumb mf being controlled by either an entity, individual or both.
he cannot complete a sentence written in front of him.
sorry CH but that ass clown is in no way an.evil mastrmind... he is a puppet of the dragon.
love
 

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I guess I should feel like a whore if me and like one other person I know have been getting laid since this Coronavirus shit popped off.

Come on guys who's getting laid who's not no shame either way! Inquiring minds need to know.
I'm just broken goods at the moment, reason I'm not even trying.. Maybe one day again..

Side note: plus you no whore just enjoying life and it makes you happy, does it not.. And if by some chance you get this virus you will survive. In Afrikaans we have a saying " onkruit vergaan nie " and if you do get it at least you went out with a bang ;) :p but I believe you will be fine for some reason.
 
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Captain.Heroin

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That is true. Are you on Truvada or not? If someone wants it RAW or says they are POZ or on Truvada do you say no thanks?

I have seen people making money from those fans only videos and pictures but a lot of the videos wind up on free porn sites.
I am not on Truvada. I would say "I don't have that much sex" but if you're fucking during the covid19 panic I'm assuming I AM having quite a bit...

I don't like condoms I KNOW, I KNOW THROW A SHOE AT ME, CURSE ME IN EVERY LANGUAGE KNOWN TO MAN...go for it. I'm SORRY. I'm only human.

I have had sex with people who have positive before. I always waited and got tested. Have always been negative.

All my partners I would have sex with now are negative. Not looking for, oh sorry where are my manners I WASN'T LOOKING FOR "more" but... 2019 fucking broke my heart. LOL COVID19. That's right, I forgot, my new codeword for him is COVID19.

It sucks to have your heart broken. I've probably broken a few hearts along the way I KNOW IT SUCKS.

I must say the unparalleled idiotic fear of death probably led covid19 (THAT GUY I WAS TOTALLY IN LOOOOOVE WITH...) to text me that he loves me...and I don't deal well with that playing my heartstrings bullshit. So I didn't reply with me loving him too or whatever. I'm not going down that avenue again. DONE. It fucking HURTS. Probably worse than being actually sick for a week (LOL IT'S BEEN A WEEK HAHAHAHA).... AH. Ah. Good times. I've been lovesick for fucking months and it's slowly PEELING away.

There are worse things than covid19.
 

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I've not actually heard any discussion about sex and covid-19. Is it actually transmitted sexually as opposed to the transmission inherent with being in close contact with an infected person? Obviously snogging is a no go. But what about doggy style wearing face masks? What about swallowing or facials? What about bukkake? These are the questions we need answering. Are dogging sites on lockdown? I dont hear LBC addressing any of this...
 

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In any major depopulation event they don't want you fucking to make more people.

So of course little bashful Mike Pence is going to go out there and make a fool of himself

So tired of all this bullshit. Kind of sad thinking about all that isn't happening due to the coronavirus Panic epidemic 2020.

Have fucked once. At least I got laid before dying. I'm really hoping this thing takes my life. I am so tired of living... it just keeps going on and on...

I don't remember a lot because my brain is so super fucked but I remember fucking and cumming and then fucking until he goes what time is it and it was 6 in the morning. It was hot.

I am told I sound better but I doubt that I do because I can hear how I talk in real life.

Covid Is FUCKING MY SEX LIFE UP.
 
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Since we started distancing from others our relationship has gotten better. Things really have slowed down and it's a great chance to take advantage of our new(ish) living situation.

I've taken this opportunity to be more productive by lending my time to be a better listener. We aren't constantly going places unnecessarily, which often times creates stress on our relationship indirectly and directly. Our communication has improved greatly and in turn we are closer emotionally and sexually.

Allowing ourselves to stop and smell the roses has greatly increased our awareness of each others needs and desires. I hadn't realized how unnecessarily selfish I've been with my time until I had to become more efficient with it and I know my partner feels the same way.

I cook more for us now instead of going out to eat. This helps with increasing romantic feelings for each other as well as generally improving our communication. At home we can really say and feel like ourselves instead of dressing, talking and acting for strangers neither of us care about.

"Cabin fever" isn't nearly as much of a threat as we thought seeing as we both can still leave but we simply do it only when necessary. There are things we miss doing such as going to the movies or parks that are closed but for the lessons I have learned so far it's been worth it to see our relationship improve this much.

It's an increasingly difficult challenge and I hope to see our relationship continue to improve because of it.
 
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