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Sex and the COVID-19 LOCKDOWN STORIES

No I am unsure. But it would make a lot of sense. I do not get sick a lot. Was 98% of the time asleep/unconscious with a severe fever to the point of confusion and visuals for about 36 hours.

Any time I thought I would be conscious for longer than a few seconds I would fall unconscious again very quickly.

was not using, was not coming down from anything which is not "fun" by any means. I knew if I called 911 I wouldn't get to go out and use drugs (cannabis/alcohol) again until I was testing negative. I KNOW, I know, that's some junkie ass shit.

But also if I went out I would be infecting others/the world/medical workers potentially... so it is actually better I stayed in since I didn't die.
 
So, this isn't a sex story by any means, but I've noticed that people are getting pretty horny due to the isolation.

I was standing in the driveway with my parents chit-chatting after returning their wagon I had borrowed to move some stuff, and this drop-dead-gorgeous blonde young skirt walks by in short ass shorts, and man.... she's just like, eye-fucking the shit outta me, undressing me with her eyes. I'm not ugly but I'm certainly no George Clooney. She like, paused in front of the driveway, and let her dog mosey around, and just kept looking over and making prolonged eye-contact. I was like... damn girl, I'm probably years older than you, I'm married. I never thought of myself as handsome. But she probably thought, "Damn, been a while since I've seen even a remotely cute guy in person," or something. She'd take a few more steps, stop, look me over, walk again, stop, look me over. She did this for a few minutes at least.

I mean damn. We need more viruses like this. Suddenly I'm prime eye-candy for hot young girls 😲
 
Captain.Heroin said:
No I am unsure. But it would make a lot of sense. I do not get sick a lot. Was 98% of the time asleep/unconscious with a severe fever to the point of confusion and visuals for about 36 hours.

Any time I thought I would be conscious for longer than a few seconds I would fall unconscious again very quickly.

was not using, was not coming down from anything which is not "fun" by any means. I knew if I called 911 I wouldn't get to go out and use drugs (cannabis/alcohol) again until I was testing negative. I KNOW, I know, that's some junkie ass shit.

But also if I went out I would be infecting others/the world/medical workers potentially... so it is actually better I stayed in since I didn't die.
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I rarely get sick as well. So when I got sick it threw me for a curve and was surprising. I just drank lots of black and green tea, ate oranges, took a multivitamin, slept a lot, took a shower daily-the heat and steam helped the aches and nasal and chest congestion, forced myself to eat small meals, and I did not drink any cough syrup as it has alcohol. When I could manage to walk without getting out of breath I would force myself to walk 2.5 miles to the library and back.
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
I rarely get sick as well. So when I got sick it threw me for a curve and was surprising. I just drank lots of black and green tea, ate oranges, took a multivitamin, slept a lot, took a shower daily-the heat and steam helped the aches and nasal and chest congestion, forced myself to eat small meals, and I did not drink any cough syrup as it has alcohol. When I could manage to walk without getting out of breath I would force myself to walk 2.5 miles to the library and back.
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Cough gels are back on the market - no alcohol from what I remember (or am I wrong?) I hadn't seen them for YEARS.

Yeah they knew it was going pandemic and made the products available again for this reason. I bought A LOT of boxes in the beginning and tripped on it like an idiot.

Now I'm sure everyone is taking them all off the shelves LOL.

I did give some away to a friend.
 
My gf works in a shop and some teenage cunts came in and started coughing over customers for a laugh. Then offered the staff outside. This was SW UK
 
Great been fucking, women, left and right. So many are “bored” going to their houses to entertain them shit’s cash, keep it cool bitches bite the bullet in 1-2 weeks , thank me later.
 
Opioid withdrawal because I can't blow the neighbour-boy for his morphine anymore :(
Miss the company too tbh. a few times a week (I was isolated before the Corona) I'd sp3end the day at his house and we'd get stoned and watch movies all day.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
Railed the fuck outta a dude and he was loving it.

Fucking...awesome. 10/10 would bang again. Almost missing that ass now.
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Was it RAW or safe? A friend of mine who is a total bottom, like to the point that he only wants to get fucked by men and only will do other sex acts like sucking cock, just so he will get fucked RAW is on Truvada as he had slip ups and scares in the past.
 
ColtDan said:
My gf works in a shop and some teenage cunts came in and started coughing over customers for a laugh. Then offered the staff outside. This was SW UK
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New 101 > Be sick >> Grind til ur last breath. Sad, have the cameras caught something? This whole Pretzel-19's driving me nuts.


Captain.Heroin said:
This is why American has gun rights
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But no culture, irony.
 
Wilson Wilson said:
I'm fuckin #CockblockedByCovid over here wish me and my gf lived together already we'd be having so much fun right now.
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...unless you inadvertently get covid from each other...

honestly if you're single IT'S COOL YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE SEEN AS DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS AND "cares about others" THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT TO YOUR BEDROOM ADVANTAGE.

imo like months/years when this is "all gone" - DJT our overlord and saviour ™ make america greta again

Unless you already have the hotties in the hood coming your way.... [knows those feels]...

p.s. i hear a lot of people acting a fool and screaming and more sound sick as shit

which is hot

i'm sure everyone in [this shithole country which is more like a city irl] has the plague by now. THE PLAGUE. It's a PLAGUE. We're fighting the war.... on THE PLAGUE - DJT [I'm not anti-creative enough to be coming up with these...]
 
I have a sweety in the Netherlands who i've had a thing with for a couple years. Wicked casual and not cringy. Not that typical toxic BS. Wicked smart girl, self aware, funny etc.

Here where i live? Not really. I can't even be fucked to try to be sexy/funny/engaging IRL. I'm just not in a place where i can support another person.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
...unless you inadvertently get covid from each other...
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I'm convinced I got it already. Everyone got sick for two weeks after the lockdown began. Will need a good antigen test to be sure.

On topic: had a sexy video chat with my gf last night, will keep the dirty details off BL tho, can say though that she's very good at distracting me. When I said I needed to sleep she just got her tits out again haha.
 
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