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Porn & Assorted Filth Appreciation v2 - Russian Dildolls & Cuntpunchers

MilzyWilzy

MilzyWilzy

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Fucking hell! I have an issue...

So, I'm having a 3F sesh this evening and my vibrator is broken (overuse?) and my new one which I have ordered doesn't arrive until tomorrow.

I was hoping it would turn up today but alas it has not!

I'm in a predicament now. How can I have a wankathon without my beloved Mr V. Arghhh.

#firstworldproblems.
 
MilzyWilzy said:
Fucking hell! I have an issue...

So, I'm having a 3F sesh this evening and my vibrator is broken (overuse?) and my new one which I have ordered doesn't arrive until tomorrow.

I was hoping it would turn up today but alas it has not!

I'm in a predicament now. How can I have a wankathon without my beloved Mr V. Arghhh.

#firstworldproblems.
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If you got a lady razor which vibrates and your good with two hands then just put it against your clit and give urself a good Rodger with the broken dildo.

BUT take the razor head off first!!!
 
MilzyWilzy said:
Fucking hell! I have an issue...

So, I'm having a 3F sesh this evening and my vibrator is broken (overuse?) and my new one which I have ordered doesn't arrive until tomorrow.

I was hoping it would turn up today but alas it has not!

I'm in a predicament now. How can I have a wankathon without my beloved Mr V. Arghhh.

#firstworldproblems.
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Call FUBAR. He has an assortment of sex toys ranging from the Cuntpuncher 5000 to battery powered watermelons. He also gives a free demonstrations.
 
SquidInSunglasses said:
Not even a phone? I'm sure there's an app for exactly this purpose.
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Joking aside, I used to work for a mobile phone company and had to test samples of new products. One sample was a vibrator that was powered by your phone and could be programmed any way you like. Unfortunately, being a piece of cheap Chinese crap, it failed as soon as I plugged it in!!

Anyway Milz, gimme yer address and I'll happily pop round with the wife's rabbit (I promise to wipe it first)...
 
So... hairy Asian women? ca


I can't pretend not to find Japanese women particularly beautiful, though given my chest hair looks like a pasty conservation attempt to save the Lesser Spotted Secondary Sexual Characteristic in its natural habitat I prefer my partners to be pubically sparse, so to speak...

Also; Cuntpunchers and Dildolls for everyone! [MENTION=198822]consumer[/MENTION]. ;)
 
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