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Zophen is in love with a poodle called 'pooknuckles'. Perhaps he should check out TDS

felixdahousekat said:
Merged. I did wonder if it would screw up the order of the posts, but then I realised that I didn't care and just did it anyway. :D

Hahahaa! :)

BTW Church, you are built like a Japanese racing snake, I think you should go and eat some pies or something. :p =D

What, just because I'm american I should be fat too? :p (I really can't gain any weight, I've tried).

:D
 
zophen said:
I need to go to the opticians so I can read books again instead of all this lowbrow activity !=D



Cruelty was never something I expected from you 8o ;)
Expect the unexpected from me. Sometimes you may be surprised, and I'll be happy that I've proven someone wrong. =D

Do go to the opticans as well. Your eyesight is most important. :)
 
zophen said:
Seriously like felix if you wish me to stop posting wanting to join up just PM me !
Zophen, you can do anything you like!*

And the moderator of this forum (responsible for ensuring the Sacred BLUA is adhered to) will take the necessary action. :D






* in this thread
 
zophen said:
^ That sounds like a plan someone like tom Sawyer would hatch to shut someone up ! i suspect your motives are dark and suspect deathrow 558 if this is not the case then I apologise !

Not sure who Tom Sawyer is but thee is no plan!!! 8o
 
^ Are YOU having a laugh?

(Is HE having a laugh?)

Click here and read it before zoph or any of the others see that, and then you can pretend you were only kidding.

This episode of Learning With Felix (Primary Schools) is finished, stay tuned for more. =D

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I swear to god, I think I could make a FUCKING FORTUNE going round peoples' houses and installing Google and Wikipedia onto their internets. And spending 2 minutes showing them how to work them.

:D
 
I bought series one of Extras two weeks ago and I think I've nearly burnt the disc out already. Brilliant. Can't waite till series two is available, I love it :D


As for Tom Sawyer, well I didn't actually know who he was and now that I see he was some boy in a book written at the turn of the century I can understand how I didn't know.
 
Deathrow558 said:
As for Tom Sawyer, well I didn't actually know who he was and now that I see he was some boy in a book written at the turn of the century I can understand how I didn't know.
I sincerely hope you're joking. 8o
 
Deathrow558 said:
As for Tom Sawyer, well I didn't actually know who he was and now that I see he was some boy in a book written at the turn of the century I can understand how I didn't know.
Shocking! It was written in 1876, so it was over a hundred years old when *I* read it, and that wasn't an issue.

I used to go to the library when I was a kid, because I *wanted* to, not cos I was forced to. Did you not, deathrow? :(

I blame the parents and the internet. Read it online here, and report back. There WILL be a test.

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/74/74-h/74-h.htm

(Could I BE more patronising? :D)
 
I agree felix Tom Sawyer is required reading along with loiusa may alcotts book to kill a mockingbird ! How can we communicate effectively unless common ground is acheived !


make him read both books then we test him on them 1
test 1 Deathrow ! this to test your psychic abilities what is the name of the narrators character in to kill a mockingbird ?







zophen
 
May I ask a question please ?

This is, whom came up with the title for this forum ???? See mdpv has other than stimulant effects (on me anyway ) only then did the double entendre hit me !
i am slow I agree , before you point that one out !












zophen
 
zophen said:
This is, whom came up with the title for this forum ????

I did. Well, it was a compromise. I wanted to call it 'Uncle Felix's Freshmeat Grooming Corner', but I had to tone it down a bit. :(
 
Yeah... they told me to get fucked, and demanded a piece of the action. :(

No financial benefits though, just a taste of that sweet, sweet, Greenlighter fresh meat. After the admins have had first go, of course. :\
 
Of course I went to the library but I went to hire books that interested me. Shocking I know and it obviously set me in a downward spiral but there we go.
 
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