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You're too high when...

you wake up in the emergency room with a tube down your throat and someone just stopped pressing on your chest----thats when i say "uh oh i guess it was too much."
 
Your posture and speech patterns are sketching your friends out in your own house. I manage to do that everywhere I go...
 
You ask to buy alcohol (underage) from an ice cream vendor in the middle of a city park.

Haha my friend did this just the other day, all I could do was stand there and laugh my ass off =D
 
Gnosisseur said:
Your posture and speech patterns are sketching your friends out in your own house. I manage to do that everywhere I go...
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happens to me alot to... could be all the mesc...

how about when you order pizza and than have less money than you thought by the time it arives?
 
you watch a kick ass animated movie trippy as hell laying in your bed in the dark with your eyes closed listening to phish without the tv on. happend last night. i visualized this amazing animated movie i should make one day, i started drawing the characters i was so amazed at what i was seeing. not too awesome amount of highness
 
You are talking to a fast food employee thinking its an old friend from school
 
When you and your two best friends stand in the kitchen improvising gospel songs. We were clapping, stomping, and saying 'OHHH LORDY". I took the role of the preacher while one friend took the bass vocals and the other harmonies. Thus called "Gospel Night". That was the night I made Pot Pesto and Pot Meatballs. =D Would've been quite a scene considering that we're all white chicks in our early 20s.
 
^hahahah sounds like a blast


your too high when..... you make a pile of dried christmas trees in your driveway and light them bitches on fire
 
when you keep shooting at a team mate on any online game play, screaming "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU DEAD" and then realize for the past 5 minutes you have been standing behind your sniper shooting him in the back aimlessly with your shotgun. thats when i know i am way too high. had some strawberry cough last night, lol, and did the above.
 
solistus said:
When someone points out you've been holding the bong/blunt/joint for a long time without hitting it, and instead of apologising and/or taking your hit, you explain very carefully why it is that you have been holding it.

One of my stoner friends used to do that all the time, it drove us nuts.
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I used to do that all the time.


You've smoked to much when you order pizza and come up with an elaborate plant to freak the pizza man out. The plan consisting of getting one guy dressed up as a buttler and having the money ready in a neat stack on a tray, one guy on the roof with a tiny dog ready to greet the guy, and another 2 guys to walk around in full out scuba gear on...or when you fall asleep.
 
clamjuice said:
I used to do that all the time.


You've smoked to much when you order pizza and come up with an elaborate plant to freak the pizza man out. The plan consisting of getting one guy dressed up as a buttler and having the money ready in a neat stack on a tray, one guy on the roof with a tiny dog ready to greet the guy, and another 2 guys to walk around in full out scuba gear on...or when you fall asleep.
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hahaha so many nights we've tried to concieve ideas to mug them.
 
you pass out with your head in a toilet and wake up 5mins later covered in sick talking about quills.
 
You're with another friend who's high in a very public place and you're so convinced that everyone KNOWS you're high that you can't stop laughing. And neither can your friend.
 
lolitsjohn said:
You're with another friend who's high in a very public place and you're so convinced that everyone KNOWS you're high that you can't stop laughing. And neither can your friend.
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lol so true
 
lolitsjohn said:
You're with another friend who's high in a very public place and you're so convinced that everyone KNOWS you're high that you can't stop laughing. And neither can your friend.
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Haha no kidding! Its worse if you're at a quiet diner and the menu doesn't make sense. Then theres the over paranoid friend who says in a loud whisper, "You guys SHUTUP, they know, just quit laughing"
 
cosmicdancer said:
when you lose all control of your jaw.
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Hahahaha yeah! most common during someone talking for what seems like forever, or reaaally good music.
 
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