im wicked fuckin gakked right now, but i had to go through alot of shit to get here.
called dealer, said come over 45 minutes, aight. hop in car at 11:30 on a friday night knowing that cops are gonna be looking for drunk drivers, drive to dealers house and see like 3 cops on the way, one was behind me. he flipped on his lights, i shit a brick, he passed me. anyway, i get to dealers house and go in, there are like 3 people there i dont know, instant paranoia. on top of that, all i have is 50 bucks, and all he has is 100 dollar bags. so after some promising, i get fronted 1/4g on top of the 1/4g i bought, and make my way home. seeing as how i snorted a good bump with the dealer, i was a wee bit paranoid, so i do something i think might gross most of you out, i drop the bag into the condom i had in my wallet, and shove it up the rectal port. i know, sick, but hey, if i had gotten pulled over, i would rather have half a gram of meth in my ass then my pocket.
so anyway, alls well that ends well i suppose

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