I am so damn drunk. went otu cos of argument with parents, went to the pub, had a pint, thought it'd be a good idea to buy some booze after.
Got four litres of horribly strong cider (distilled hell) and drank one litre.
Am a lightweight so quite pleasantly drunk and happy. Loving it :D
Weirdly I'm always coherent when drunk, I just say stupid shit.