So I'm rolling pretty damn hard right now, and I just have to share this, and I didn't know where to put it but then I rememberd we had this thread. Perfect!
Ok, so today I chilled with my good friend and I probably had the best day I;ve had in a seriously long time. Smoked a blunt, got an 8th of some good weed and 3 E pills (Purple Bats; never seen 'em, but I'm flooored. Eye wiggles like crazy

). Well first off, after we smoke the blunt I actually got the giggles. I couldn't believe it, I never get that anymore, but man I was so 'giddy'. Well, we went to a supermarketr so he can cash in bottles/cans for money, but we for some reason ended up buying 1 watermelon with that money. I don't know why we thought that was funny, but when we went into the line to pay all I could was laugh. I just sat there laughing at the fact that 2
very noticably stoned teenagers are buying a watermelon and laughing hysterically about it. We got out of there and went to get the E.
Alright so I won't give a synopsis of my whole night, but in summary me, my friend, and 3 girls (Very hawt ones at that

) just smoked bowl after bowl and bullshitted, ya know. So fast forward to after I drop my friend off. It was like 10:30 cause he had to be up early so I just popped my 3rd pill and started heading home, but ended up just cruising around for awhile. I went into a Meijer (it's a supermarket for those wondering) and I just went and got some sleeping aid tablets to help me sleep and got some mints. So this was probably the funniest thing that happened to me in awhile. I'm standing in line with my shit, there's people in front of me and people behind me and I had to fart pretty badly. I could feel it, and was almost certain it would be silent, but no, it was the opposite. It sounded like a trumpet, and even with all the noise going on around, people 3 aisles down heard it. Everyone was staring at me and all I could do was grin. A guy in the aisle next to me started chuckling, but I think he was drunk. Everyone else gave me weird looks or rolled their eyes.
Oh well, that was the highlight of my night. Shit, I didnt realize how much I wrote! Sorry people, but I;'m still rolling strong

And good God man, it took me over 2 hours to right this; I've been calling all my friends talking them to death with my nonsense haha. Seems to happen alot when I roll.
Ok BL, I'm off to smoke