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your *wtf?* moments

IXinX said:
Seeing that Mentos advertisement on TV last night. I couldnt help but laugh when he uses his magical erect nipples to scratch decks like a dj
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Something about that ad offends me to the very core of my being. Espeically the whole "mixing records with his grossly distended nipples" thing.

:\:|
 
katmeow said:
Of your dad asks where the torch is and it turns out he put it in the fridge.

;)

True story!
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Or when you lend someone a CD and they give it back to you, and say "um, don't mind that it's cold, i put it in the fridge".

;) One of the many and varied reasons i luff the insane canine ;)
 
what the hell was that??

About half an hour ago, there was like a giant whoosh of air against my house... What the fuck??! Earth tremor? Lightening striking somewhere close by? Low flying jet?? 8o

I went on-line and friends in keysborough, huntingdale and glen waverly felt it... with people in the neighbouring suburbs not feeling / hearing it... :\
 
Just for the record, for anyone who doesn't want to be bothered by telemarketers - there have been new laws passed to implement the national 'Do Not Call' register. Just have your number put on it, and legally, they can't call you any more. It doesn't apply to market research companies, though.

Okay, my *wtf* moment: a week or so ago i was mucking around with this online ouija board (yes i was EXTREMELY bored). I don't actually believe in the spirit world but it was killing time and kept me amused. Now, for this particular board the planchette is controlled by the user's mouse/touchpad. Anyway, after awhile the planchette (pointer) slowed down and kept jamming. I realised that my fingers were pretty grotty from smoking and cleaning before so i got up and washed my hands thoroughly. Got back to the computer, placed my right hand on the touchpad and asked "is anyone there?" the planchette immediately pointed to 'yes'. I asked "what is your name?" and guess what? The planchette moved to 'No' and then slowly spelled out the word 'SOAP'. wtf?!? I sniffed my fingers and yes, they reeked of soap. Okay, now that was CREEPY!!!!!!!

Since that day, the stupid board hasn't worked properly for me. I guess the spirit world doesn't appreciate my impeccable personal hygene...
 
This 'wtf internet myth' is actually a photo by one of the guys at my work
(not photoshopped)

Heres the myth link http://snopes.com/photos/risque/carcouple.asp

Its not really risque but possibly nsfw

NSFW:
carcouple.jpg
 
Yeah, he took it.
It was on somethingawful for a while and he claimed it but natrually his post was shouted down (doesnt really care anyways)
 
We've got a new guy who's started at work, he sits right next to me and has done for the past 2 weeks.

We've got a photo wall which is about 6 feet away from my desk, and because I'm so hot one of the girls stuck up a photo of me from one of our recent shindigs.

New Guy walks up to the photo wall, examines the new photo carefully then, while standing right next to me, asks our team leader who the fella in that photo is. He couldn't recognise me from a photo that was 6 feet away from me at the time.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.
 
I know its pretty common but people dont just out and say it to your face but I was just talking to one of my friends and she went into great detail about how she wraps her pills and sticks them up her pussy...scary.
 
I doubt any cop could get away with any sort of on the spot search of that depth and calibre so I'm going to go with yes.
 
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