This story takes place after i have been smoking a good 6 months, and started selling weed myself. Me and my friend would sell 2 ounces and then have enough money to pick up 2 ounces to sell and a whole ounce to smoke, basically paying our way to free weed. We would usually save this nug for the coming days so we always have weed to smoke during the weekday because it took a few days to sell it all.
Me, my buddy, and my best friend (and my buddies friend) got ahold of my best friend's van and took it for a road trip to the desert in california. The day was April 20th, 2003. The time was about 6 pm, pst. We are parked in the middle of some dirt road off the freeway (the 10). Me and my buddy ended up rolling 2 blunts with that ounce, and the OUNCE was GONE! aka, we rolled 2 14 gram blunts (royal blunts).
We smoked both of the bluntz within 2 hours, 1 blunt an hour. and sat in the pitch black for a while just talkin and listenin to music, play some Magic the Gathering card game, and some pinochle with the four of us. After about 30 mins after the 2nd blunt we started talking about crazy shit that could happen while we were in the middle of the desert. First about mad men, murderers, and demon children. Then we started talking about animals and shit, why birds chirp, HOW complex this world is to contain something as a dog and its use. Why the universe is. How everything is so damn complex that it justifies the existance of God.... then we hear some scratching on the outside of the car....
My best turns on the lights in the car (thinking he would see outside) and just blinded us all. Then he got smart and turned on the headlights to find 4 pairs of eyes and a wolf face staring at him. Not only were these wolves in front of us but we could see that we were surrounded by them... NOT COYOTES but straight up WOLVES. After the lights were on, my Best ended up screaming his lungs out and LITERALLY shit his pants. I SHIT YOU NOT, he shit his pants....
And thats the end... After about 1 hour of non stop laughing, killing my high.