Your Most Nostalgic Stoner Moment

[Lustmord]

we had finished smoking like half an hour ago.

my two friends were talking together, giving each other relationship advice, and I thought I was listening to the conversation... But my eyes suddenly shot wide open, and I was filled with a sense of true amazement and accomplishment. My body was brimming with the feeling of a true "eurekah!" moment. I leaned forward urgently to my friends, balling my hands into tight fists due to the pure energy of genius that had sparked within me.

I gasped out, desperately, "Dude... Do you guys like... water?"

A long moment passed. I processed what I said, and the amazement on my face fell. I blinked twice, then sat back down and stared blankly at the floor, trying to reclaim whatever divine secret I had failed to iterate.

One friend looked bemused and mildly excited/surprised. The other had a hard expression in her eyes. She considered my sentence for a moment longer, then replied, "What the fuck... Fucking stoner."


It's probably my only memory from my smoking days, actually.

Apparently they didn't have massive cotton mouth.

 

[lazydullard]

.....Actually, I think that was it. I'm having sudden flashbacks of sparkling water that goes on forever in all directions. I was fantasizing about water when I realized I could drink some.

It feels awkward to thank a random internet stranger, but you just like reconnected two neurons in my brain. Through the internet. That lost memory had frustrated and antagonized me for like 2 years.

Damn I wish I would have thought to drink some water. It would have been one of the most refreshing experiences in my life. Actually now I feel worse. What a lost opportunity.

 

[d-st0n3r]

The time I hallucinated with my friend and my bro while hotboxing.