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First time I rolled, I started a little later than most of the people who I was with. I was running around all over the place trying ever sensation I could come upon. With my shirt off and completely out of control I searched in vain until the most brilliant thing I could think of at the time popped into my head. So I burst into the living room where all these people, smoking weed on their comedown, were sitting, yelling at the top of my lungs, "Hey, does anyone have any salsa?!?!?" They all just kind of looked at me funny for a few, then burst out laughing. I still get crap about that today.
 
during crack psychosis I thought my probation officer picked me up from a crack house and his girlfriend was an undercover cop and they were in on this "let's teach her a lesson in 3 weeks of crack hell" adventure. I was like "you sneaky son of a bitch" thinking this guy was my PO.
 
A buddy and me were trippin good and smashed on Smirnoff. We were at the supermarket to get more liquor. Anyways he thought it would be funny to steel a wheel of cheese. So he puts in his coat, we paid for the liquor and walked out the door. A security guard yells for us to stop and he takes off running. The guard tackled him and the cheese went flying out of his coat and rolled down the sidewalk into the street. Some guy on a 10speed ended up hitting it and wiping out. We made up a game "cheese bowling" that we still play. We pay for the cheese now.
 
Mhh....probably the pic where I called a lighter a "vial" cause my screen is a bit dark so I really thought it was a vial... But it wasnt ...oh well , at least people got a laugh.

on a side-note , a lighter is a vial cause it contains liquids.
From Dictionary.com : A small container, usually with a closure, used especially for liquids.
 
After eating some good chocolates my friend and I sat around for a good hour trying to roll a J but for some reason neither of us were able to do it. Every time we fucked one up we would eat the paper insisting that we shouldnt waste anything that has a little herb on it. My other friend (who isn't tripping) walks into the room and asks whats up and we explain we can't roll our J. While explaining this my friend who is trippin with me sits down and rolls himself a cigarette. As soon as we realize that he has the ability to roll cigarettes we spend another half hour working on a J until its finally done. Not sure how funny this is to others but I find it hilarious.
 
shmacky said:
A buddy and me were trippin good and smashed on Smirnoff. We were at the supermarket to get more liquor. Anyways he thought it would be funny to steel a wheel of cheese. So he puts in his coat, we paid for the liquor and walked out the door. A security guard yells for us to stop and he takes off running. The guard tackled him and the cheese went flying out of his coat and rolled down the sidewalk into the street. Some guy on a 10speed ended up hitting it and wiping out. We made up a game "cheese bowling" that we still play. We pay for the cheese now.
that is the best

one time while i was rolling and smoking some doobage i saw the reflection of my eye-ball in my glasses lense and it looked like there was a huge floating eye in the middle of the room, it was pretty crazy at the time
 
Um, I'm having trouble remembering.
It was my second time doing shrooms, first good trip. I was nearing the end of my peak when my two friends were about to smoke a bowl outside. And for some reason I started babbling on about something or other, and they started arguing with me(this went on for a good 5 minutes)
And then I blurted out - "All I want is some fucking respect!"
And they burst out laughing cause they thought I was mad that they werent taking me out to smoke pot with them.

You had to be there/high
 
My ex roommate was drunk and on mushrooms (maybe something more idk). I was at the bar all night. So i come home drunk and this guy is outside smoking cigerates with some people and tripping. hes trying to talk to talk to me and keeps burning himself with cigerates and saying "It doesnt hurt if i dont think it does". I told him stop doing that cause he had a bunch of burns on his arm and so were a couple of people he was with. Anyways I was drunk and pre occupied so i didnt stay outside.

The next day he shows me his arms and they are a mess and his nose was all bloody and stuff. People said that he was telling people to punch him and put out there cigerates on his arm and people did it.

Anyways i have done my fair share of drugs (weed, alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, benzos, oxycontin, probaly more) and I have never been anywhere near doing things like that. Im wondering what crazy things you have seen people do on drugs and what drugs were they on?
 
This was the absolute worst freak out I've ever seen. On New Years Eve me and a buddy went to this guy who had a shitload of RCs and other drugs, and my friend bought what he was told was a capsule full of Molly. It turned out this fuckin moron sold him 2c-I as Molly and by the time we realized something was seriously wrong it was way too late.

About an 1 1/2 after eating it he became real delusional and started asking me the same questions over and over non-stop. I figured he was just completely faced and just rolling his balls off. I mean, his pupils were the size of quarters and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. Asking me shit like "Did I pee my pants?" (he spilled water all over himself), "Where are we?" "What am I doing?". Shit like that.

Well I was starting to get worried so I took him over to a friend's to sit him down to chill out, but when we got there he wouldn't get out of the car. He didn't know where we were and when I asked my buddy to help me get him out he completely flipped out. Started swinging at me and my buddy, he ripped my rearview mirror right off and threw it at me (he missed and hit the window; my mirror is still cracked down the middle), he started thrashing around in my car and then unbuckled his seat belt and jumped out of the car screaming at the top of his lungs. He was attacking anyone who came near him, and then he for some reason was jumping on top of cars and kept slipping off and falling onto the cement. Since this happened in the suburbs, I'm assuming about half the block called the cops, cause within 10 minutes 4 cruisers showed up.

We were all at a safe distance by this time, but they found him in his underwear sitting in a puddle screaming. When they approached him he started attacking the cops and they fought back. They tazered him a ridiculous amount of times and hit him in the head with a nightstick. He ended up in I.C.U. for a few days, and didn't return home for a week after.

He ended up taking over 200mgs of 2c-I, and I can honestly see why he flipped out so bad. I can't even imagine how fucked up it was for him. He still has horrible scars all over from being tazered, and I remember when he came back to school he still had a pretty big lump on his head from being clubbed.

I;m just glad he's alive and not in a mental home right now.


(I'm making it my mission to beat the living fuck out of that dealer, no matter how long it takes me to track him down)

*EDIT what the hell, I never posted this in this thread. Were threads merged or some shit??
 
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one night on acid i punched a wall knocked my finger out and started running around asking people why my finger looked so wierd.when i realised what had happened to it i freaked out and kept trying to push it back in, fucking it even more until a mate finally poped her back into place,had problems with my hand ever since.
seen a mate once take all his furniture out of his house when we were on mushies and lit it all on fire, i didnt stick around when the firefighters came
 
Driving on Zolpidem...I cant even remember the dose , several pills at least.
I just saw trails of traffic lights and the lights of the other drivers....all this was at night on the most impossible traffic conditions ( was raining too )...And most of all , I crashed my car and I had to replace a tire...also I was driving very fast.

Oh well , at least I'm safe and the car is too. ( got 2 new tires ...Better quality also !! XD XD )
 
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far be it from me to judge^ but you are a reckless piece of shit. i hope you dont do this sort of thing anymore
 
I am merging this with the similar thread "most hilarious things you have done high." please look a little bit more around the forum before posting similar threads.
 
I had been awake for a couple days repeatedly dropping MDMA, and at the beginning of the third morning I stupidly decided to take(too much) 2C-I. The consistency of the way the little paint imperfections on the walls of my house were moving had me convinced that they were bugs that had burrowed into the drywall somehow, and that they were going to destroy the house from the inside out. There were THOUSANDS of them. :X

Naturally I grabbed some tweezers and tried to pull them out. When that didn't work I started running from room to room with large thumbtacks desperately trying to kill them before eventually passing out on my livingroom floor. I'm just glad they appeared small. If they would have been bigger I probably would have been stabbing at my walls with something larger and done a TON of damage. Hundreds of tiny holes are easy to paint over. %)
 
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