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Your most hilarious drug induced moments

CookieKiller said:
To this day, a line that makes me laugh when i remember it, was my most intense DXM "trip". I was lying down on my bed, just being swallowed into my own little world, repeating "I'm a girafe!" over and over, and the next thing i remember is waking up, and my msn name being IM A GIRAFE!
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So did anyone mention to you that you spelled "giraffe" incorrectly?
 
Smoking like four bowls of AK-47, walking out of my dorm room with my best buddy and then both of us collapse onto the ground into an unexplainable fit of laughter simultaneously.
 
telling everybody my body had just became a rainforest while on a high dose of LSD and watching my friends band leave on tour at 3am that same night, and as everyone was carrying the stuff to the cars and vans and loading up and then the cars were pulling out of the driveway and what not looked like hitlers nazi army loading up and preparing to head out and attack to start a war.
 
paradoxcycle said:
So did anyone mention to you that you spelled "giraffe" incorrectly?
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Hey hey hey now! Its just as funny with girafe as giraffe! :p ;)

Anyways that story was fuckin hilarious doe.
 
i almost walked into sum1 elses house while on 2hits of goood acid. I had the door open and i was about to waslk in wen my friend started screamin what the fuck r u doin thats not my house, then i turned around and hauled ass to the beach
 
^^^A friend of mine and her friend did that once. They were sharing a handle of vodka in the middle of the woods. Than she remembers talking to the police in the drive way. Apparently she blacked out, crossed a narrow bridge and just went in someone's house and fell asleep on the couch. They called the cops when they found her and led her outside. and That's when she came too. Her friend did the same thing.
 
whenever i used to inject ketamine (especially IM it) i would think that the whole world was a TV show (like that movie "The Truman Show")...but one time i started to think that the whole thing is just...like...an RPG on somebody's computer...i started to freak out a bit...but it was all good until all of a sudden all these various menu's and buttons started to show up in my field of vision...

well...then there was also this one time i ate 6 hits of acid (one old weak blotter and a 5-strip of the most potent shit i have ever had) and then did an IM of k...everything was great...i was lying on my bed until i k-holed...i started flying all over my city checking out the sights...but...then the weirdest shit happened...a bunch of aliens came down in a spaceship and they abducted me...i had a feeling of flying into space and then i felt my soul being ripped out of me...weeeeeeeeird....wait...is this even funny?!?!?!!?!?
 
One time we went to Sactown to party. A friend of ours S was drinking heavily and also popped pills, so his memory was shit. Earlier that evening, we had met an overly friendly older lady who was the neighbor across the street. Seeing as our friend's memory was fucked up, we decided to play a trick on him later that evening.

M (another friend): Where were you? We been looking for you?

C(another friend): I saw him coming out from that house across the street.

M: I see how it is.=D

Me: So that was where you were.

He believed it for a while. And we continued to tease him. It was hilarious!
 
hehe cookie that's a good one, very dxm-ish indeed

The most recent one I can think of, was during a shroom trip. My friend and I were hanging out in the house getting high and we slowly got really sloppy and goofy. We were hovering around the kitchen counter putting on some lipstick when we both locked eyes on this bottle of TRESemme', you know like shampoo.

I reached out and grabbed the bottle, dropping my lipstick, and yelled out "Whose fucking TRESemme?"

and, well, thats the kind of pointless thing that mushrooms can make me laugh at for what seems like forever :)

haha its even funnier that this must sound so lame to you all,
but if u only knew

go get a few hits or caps and a bottle of TreSemme and tell me you dont have the best fucking time of your life
and ill tell you that you didnt do it right
 
on an eigth of mushrooms with my buddy, we started licking my glass sliding door because it smelt like maple sryup and pancakes

the same night we smoked a faattttiiee outside, right after a fresh snowfall, the entire place was smooth and glowing red from light polution, we get to the roach and it falls to the ground. we were completely retarted, we claimed it as magic and preceeded to walk back into my house.

that same night we named a love seat Jeffory and named a pair of boots.

Another time on mushrooms me and my buddy put on our headphones, im listening to GWAR - I Hate Love Songs and we go and throw various vegtables and snowballs at passing cars.

this one time doing cocaine my friend goes for a numbie after i cut a few ppl some lines (hes on 3 rolls) and he completely dominates this little table and knocks all of this girls makeup stuff on the ground. that was hilarious shit. ( didnt lose any substance :) )

this one time on dxm we were all scared shitless in the dark of my friends basement (he was TWEAKING so paranoid he made us shut off all the lights), anyways my other friend and i go commando mission style and crawl under the pool table. He thought a rice crispe treat was his cell phone and he started talking to it...
 
i got one from the other day
me and my mate were really stoned, had been smoking all day

and we decieded to make a bong out of some really classy bottle, and i said that it would be "kingly" u know to like act as a king or something lol

we just kept cracking up because of that word
 
one time, when i was still an amateur at weed, i was pretty ripped and was in my friends backyard. we were by a kiddie pool and we were trying to throw each other in. then water got on me. he stopped. started laughing his ass off at me. im standing there like, wtf? i walk up to him, stand there for a good min looking at him and hes on the floor laughing. im like wtf!? he goes "DUDE THERES A FUCKING SPIDER ON YOUR EYE!" i was like wut? early i had noticed something in my right eye vision, almost like an eyelash was loose and sitting on top, but i didnt bother to wipe it just yet. but in fact it turned out to be a spider sitting on my eye lid. i fuckin freaked. slapping my face running around going nuts, friend still laughing his ass off, then it got off. he told me it was gone and i didnt believe him so i proceeded to take off my coat and wipe myself down.

and thats that.
 
i was at a new years eve rave a few years back and had taken two hits of really nice blotter. anyways, there was a 'no smoking' sign in the main room of the party and i was standing there smoking a cigarette. some guy walked up to me and points out the sign and tells me there is no smoking in the room. i reply, "thats just what they want you to think." i was actually convinced that the no smoking sign was up as a joke. needless to say, i didnt actually realize that there was no smoking allowed till much later in the night.
 
I'm not sure if this belongs in the 'Stupidest decision...' thread but, personally I find this story to be pretty funny.

Anyways, so I'm at a buddy's house, out in the ventilated garage, extracting up some honey oil. I was using the 'Honeybee Extractor' and some butane, of course. Everything is going along swimmingly, when another one of my drunkass buddies staggers in, looks at the honey oil and says 'Lemme get a good look at that'. He proceeds to pull out a lighter and spark it. I said something to the extent of 'Holy shit! No!' before the immediate area around me burst into flames. I tried to smother the fire on the honey oil pan with a cloth, which then also burst into flames. I throw the cloth away, and it happens to land on an Oxy-Acetylene rig. My buddy sees this, stomps out the cloth fire, and then starts rummaging around in the pesticide bottles in the garage for some reason. At this point I used a beer to put out part of the fire and we stomped out the rest. After we nearly blew up the garage, another buddy comes out and asks 'What was that big flash?'. It was some seriously funny stuff.

I have a lot of other stories, but I prefer to verbally tell them rather than type them. Something's lost in text.
 
Back when I was still in highschool, I took three 2mg Xanax before 1st period.

I blacked out the whole day, but man did everybody let me know just what I did.

In Third period, the teacher asked me the answer to number four, to which I replied "I'll sleep over...."

In fourth period I crushed up an adderol on my desk and sniffed it with a dollar bill in the middle of class.


In sixth period I took a test that I still to this day do not remember. I scored highest in my class, a 96%.
 
It was my friend's 24th birthday, and I had made some incredibly strong mushroom tea and we were all tripping balls. I had made another extraction for some friends who called to tell me they were coming by, and while carrying it out of the kitchen, dropped and spilled it. Wanting to save the mushroom tea, I stripped off my t-shirt (my friends were staring at me like WTF are you doing) and wiped up the tea with it, then put my completely wet t-shirt back on and declared, "I will absorb the mushroom tea through my skin. I am the embodiment of mushroom tea!!!!" with (my friends reported later) a deranged grin on my face. The entire scene in the apartment at that point was just too much and everybody busted out laughing.
 
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i think you dont know what psychosis is if you put it under a thread which ranks as hilarious


granted it can be pretty funny to read about other people's psychosis stories , but your own psychosis funny? sounds more like a standard ambien trip to me
 
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