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Your most embarrassing drug-related moment

Yeah, but it's a lot easier to go overboard on an extremely potent chemical which is sold in vast quantities for chump change if someone does start acting stupidly, and people do act stupidly from time-to-time.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Heh, far from it ;) But there's not really any excuse for getting that out of control that your parents can video you thrashing around covered in blood is there. Perhaps it's a good thing it was banned....
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I had blood on me because I fell over into my CD stand. That wasn't the embarrassing part, the having conversations with one's self and shouting at the top of my voice was. I am sorry that I'm an idiot for taking a high dose of a dissociate in the safety of my own home, I would of never of done it if I knew the ACMD was secretly watching, and that my mother was an undercover agent, that forwarded the footage to the ACMD, that helped in the banning of MXE. So for this I am sorry.

ColtDan said:
I've gotten into some pretty bad states on that stuff before, before i treated it with respect + stopped mixing it with stuff. then it became one of the most magical amazing things i've tried. dangerous stuff though, i wonder how many wonky mishaps people have had on it treating it like ket or whatever. or being sold cut MXE instead of ket
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It is indeed magical, so magical that I only done it had home. I remember your story of turning a party into a mad house with the stuff.
 
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Reading this thread makes me feel fortunate that I've never done anything too embarrassing on drugs. I have a couple of alcohol ones, and a couple of drugs ones that are more shameful than embarrassing but I cannot top what's already been posted so I think I'll keep them to myself ;)
 
HouseFever said:
I had blood on me because I fell over into my CD stand. That wasn't the embarrassing part, the having conversations with one's self and shouting at the top of my voice was. I am sorry that I'm an idiot for taking a high dose of a dissociate in the safety of my own home, I would of never of done it if I knew the ACMD was secretly watching, and that my mother was an undercover agent, that forwarded the footage to the ACMD, that helped in the banning of MXE. So for this I am sorry.
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Haha, so you admit it was all your fault then eh? ;) Nah, I apologise because I realise I was a little harsh in my response to your post. I've done equally stupid things on other substances so shouldn't really judge. I am a little miffed about the MXE ban though, as it was a fantastic substance. But I think the problem with MXE was that people treated it as a ketamine replacement so were doing ketamine sized doses from the off, and finding themselves kicked up the arse for it! I myself have never had ket, so I treated it more as a novel psychedelic and approached with caution (still got my arse kicked a couple of times though).
 
Well, if you must know....

It all started when I was asked to write a piece on a motorcycle event, so myself and my fat Scottish lawyer rented a Citreön Belingo and headed off with a boot full of drugs to find the "British Dream"........ :)

Nah, like I said, I wrote it and decided I didnt want to post it publicly.... most of my closest mates don't know...
 
Running into my ex girlfriend's twin sister off my tits, talking shit to her in her face only to find out it was the wrong person I was talking to. Took me well over 5 mins and she was just laughing her ass off, adding to my anger
 
Throwing a whitey on a minibus just as I was getting ready to get off - (I was looking pretty Ill and somebody thought it was a good Idea to give me Orange Juice) still cringe when I think about it. The naked roof top thing a few years ago (which thankfully I can't remember the details of) - after too many days of stims and after cleaning everything in sight I thought my neighbors fence needed painting - she was not impressed (fence looked great :D).

Then there's the Benzo stories :D
 
When I first met my misses I was 15..I found her mums stash and necked 10 blue vallies and 2 bottles of wine (9am in the morning)to show what a billy big bollocks I was!had to go into town on the bus I was off my face and people kept asking her if I was on drugs (no shit) got off the bus fell over cracked my head open turned around and got the bus straight back home where I proceeded to nick a shirt off a washing line.Woke up the next day to a knock on the door and there was a little old lady asking for her husband's shirt back which I still had on! but it was covered in puke blood and god knows what (even 20 odd years on her parents still ain't keen on me,first impressions hey)
 
Remember near xmas when had been getting ketted and went home to my mums, left my shoe in the key but could not find it anywhere. Lay down and gave up, the flashing lights opposite in the murky porch looked like police, then went into some deep hole that id invited everyone round to the house and tehre was about 40 taxis on the street and police had arrived, my mum opened the door to me squirming around on the floor in the midst of about 30 shoes in the porch like a slug.

Sure ive posted a different one in every different one of these threads, not sure if ive been here too long or all the same threads keep re appearing.
 
also, told this story many a time, but a large dose of ketamine on a night out in combination with booze had me asking a random taxi driver if he thought I was real or not, because I sure didn't fucking know at that point hahaha. My friend also begged him for help, and tried to pay with his student card.
 
Being so zoned out and off my head from too much MDMA that I started rolling a joint right next to about 30 cops right outside a festival, without noticing they were there. Even asked one of them which way the camping grounds were with my jaw somewhere beside my head, eyes like dinner plates and smoking a joint (don't remember this, I knew one of the cops, he told me afterwards). Luckily over here if you don't cause trouble they will generally leave you alone (not always though). I had like 15 pills left in my right front pocket at that time so yeah...

Later on it turns out I knew one of those cops. He approached me a few weeks later and asked if I was just experimenting or if I had a substance abuse issue =D luckily he's a cool guy, didn't make a big deal out of it, but did tell me not to roll a joint next to so many cops next time, as I was really asking for it that way. Apparently they found it too funny to arrest me. Risky and embarrassing..
 
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^ At least it went the way it did & you can laugh about it now!

That reminds me of a time I was smoking a joint with a friend out & about. We were standing at a little entrance road to some sort of closed down industrial estate that was concealed from the street. Just as we were finishing it... my friend went far enough forwards to spot there was a police car that had stopped at the side on the street just out of sight. We got a bit paranoid but finished the joint & then went to walk past them. As we got closer we could see there were 4 burly policemen all cramped in the car. We ambled past trying to be as inconspicuous as we could & doing our best not to laugh at the situation. Needless to say we burst out laughing further down the street.

Not exactly embarrassing but amusing all the same. :D
 
I used to hang out with a mate who would always approach the police for a chat when he was buzzing, even asking for a lift home etc. I used to hate it!

Most embarassing? Probably when we went to a very family-friendly event (How family friendly? Aswad were playing and it ran from 1pm to 6pm).

I'd finished a whole bottle of gin on the bus in and I promptly double dropped some fairly hefty pills as soon as I arrived.

I remember no more of the event - but apparently I was going round pestering families, trying to engage them in conversation whilst falling in to them, till they made their excuses and left and I moved onto my next victims. Didn't help that the headline in the local paper the next day was "Drugged up hooligans ruin family day out".
 
Chatative said:
^ At least it went the way it did & you can laugh about it now!
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Haha yeah. There's a lot of stupid shit like that I've done that is funny now, but could've landed me in jail. I am extremely lucky cops over here are very laid back, as I always seem to do stupid shit around them without realizing. Like trying to pet police dogs while wasted (don't do this, they will see it as an attack and bite you I found out, cost me 4 stitches and a ruined festival) or trying to give a mate some weed in a bus station, still wasted from a heavy roll, looking over his shoulder with the baggy in my hand and seeing 4-5 cops a few meters behind him looking at us. I told him they were there and that I couldn't give him the weed, he replies, also still wasted "nah man, just do it quick, they won't see, I really need this joint to be able to sleep, c'mon man. They won't notice"

Chatative said:
That reminds me of a time I was smoking a joint with a friend out & about. We were standing at a little entrance road to some sort of closed down industrial estate that was concealed from the street. Just as we were finishing it... my friend went far enough forwards to spot there was a police car that had stopped at the side on the street just out of sight. We got a bit paranoid but finished the joint & then went to walk past them. As we got closer we could see there were 4 burly policemen all cramped in the car. We ambled past trying to be as inconspicuous as we could & doing our best not to laugh at the situation. Needless to say we burst out laughing further down the street.

Not exactly embarrassing but amusing all the same. :D
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This happened a few times to me as well. And usually the more inconspicuous you try to be, the more you stand out =D
 
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spudgun said:
I used to hang out with a mate who would always approach the police for a chat when he was buzzing, even asking for a lift home etc. I used to hate it!

Most embarassing? Probably when we went to a very family-friendly event (How family friendly? Aswad were playing and it ran from 1pm to 6pm).

I'd finished a whole bottle of gin on the bus in and I promptly double dropped some fairly hefty pills as soon as I arrived.

I remember no more of the event - but apparently I was going round pestering families, trying to engage them in conversation whilst falling in to them, till they made their excuses and left and I moved onto my next victims. Didn't help that the headline in the local paper the next day was "Drugged up hooligans ruin family day out".
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Haha this is my favourite one. Love the end bit, few things make me laugh out loud on the Internet but that did

Cba typing out one of my own because typing on phone is fucking slow. Might be back with a tale later ;)
 
I'm glad you found it funny, I'm sure my antics that day robbed a fair few yoots of their innocence.

"Mummy - why was that man's eyes so big and why did he keep asking me for cigarettes?" =D
 
ScotchMist said:
Well, if you must know....

It all started when I was asked to write a piece on a motorcycle event, so myself and my fat Scottish lawyer rented a Citreön Belingo and headed off with a boot full of drugs to find the "British Dream"........ :)

Nah, like I said, I wrote it and decided I didnt want to post it publicly.... most of my closest mates don't know...
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Haha, what did you call it? Fear and Loathing in Derbyshire? =D
 
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