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your first fap...

Lost Ego said:
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What the actual fuck dude, wowww lol.
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It amazes me that more people here haven't heard of urethral sounding/urethral play.
 
I was 11 or 10, I think... it just sort of happened as I was falling asleep-- I don't even think I was stimulating myself in anyway. It also stung... I went down to the bathroom as quietly as possible and inspected my dick. It was red and I don't think I ejaculated anything. I was kind of confused, but figured things out in the coming days.

That was... 15 years ago, and the succeeding 5475 ejaculations (give or take) have been infinitely enjoyable.
 
i was about 9 or 10

was really horny for a few days

one day my mom went to buy groceries

i just started fapping, instinctively knew how

also had slight phimosis so it hurt but i didn't care

came a few minutes after

also, it fixed my phimosis
 
i remember my first time, after it was over i took a shower and started crying. then i said things like "Your a dirty slut" to myself. NBD

;)

hopefully at least someone gets that, or im gonna sound like a fuckin loser lol
 
DethkloK said:
That term "fap" is pretty much reserved for the guys, but I read the invitation for the girls answer so I'll go ahead and chime in (unless you guys want to keep it a only boys answer), but yeah 12 I guess is the magic number, cause that's when I was conducting exploration on myself, but the difference between the guys and the girls is the lack of a nasty mess that lingers after the episode, WIN.
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yes girls are welcome
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I was about age 10. I'm female. I felt inclined to hump an oversized Lion King stuffed Simba. At one point something in me exploded like sparkles.

It's not as intense anymore.
 
Beachcat said:
Yes, now go post in the "when was the last time you fapped?" thread and your circle will be complete. You can thank me later.
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You know, I thought you were lying as I was trying to work the search function....but such a thread really existed. Feel all good now I posted there
 
7.10am
Breakfast
9.45am
11.55am
Lunch
1.30pm
3.15pm
5.05pm
Dinner
6.45pm
Desert
7.10pm
7.35pm
8.08pm
9.55pm
Good night
 
TheAppleCore said:
LOL, awesome thread.



I agree. For me, it was really anticlimactic. The whole time orgasm was approaching, I was anticipating some sort of mindblowing rush of explosive euphoria, then when I finally came, I thought, "hrmm... that's it?"
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Yup! Same here.. "Oh! Was that it then?" (Once i'd realised it wasn't pee all over my pyjamas!) "Maybe it's way better with a girl?" When it was much the same I was disappointed to say the least. Not as stunning and all encompassing as i'd read about in my Dad's porn stash at all!
 
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