Your Favourite Quotes and Sayings - MKII

[Sammy G]

"We have probably said enough, perhaps too much. Anyhow, you have got a rough idea of the desperate class of men you are up against. Maybe you don't like us? A lot we care what you think."

 

[Sammy G]

“...and you would be unutterably flibbergasted if you knew the number of stout bicycles that partake serenely of humanity.”

 

[Sammy G]

“Are your friends as good as MY friends? I can discern the nod of of assent but doubt it. My own friends are far better, they are famous people and they are all dead.

Who, you may ask, are those friends of mine, and why are they dead? It is a fair question. They are dead because, had they lived, they would have died anyway from extreme old age and decrepitude.”

 

[Sammy G]

“It is nearly an insoluble pancake, a conundrum of inscrutable potentialities, a snorter.”

 

[Sammy G]

"I go into a house, for instance. My “host” says “sit down”. Now why sit down? Why must he be so cautious and explicit? Is there not a clear suggestion there that if he had neglected to be precise, he might turn round to find me seated on top of the bookcase, the head bent to avoid the ceiling and the air thick with fractured cobwebs? How equally stupid the phrase “stand up!”. And how mysterious the sit-down fight as opposed to the stand-up fight!"

 

[Erikmen]

“You feel fine, and then, when your body can't keep fighting, you don't.”

 

[Erikmen]

I’ve dreamed a lot. I’m tired now from dreaming but not tired of dreaming. No one tires of dreaming, because to dream is to forget, and forgetting does not weigh on us, it is a dreamless sleep throughout which we remain awake. In dreams I have achieved everything.

 

[Mysterie]

Love is a flame that burns everything other than itself. It is the destruction of all that is false and the fulfillment of all that is true.

 

[Smoky]

This is one of my favorite quotes ^

 

[Jabberwocky]

God is where all contradictions coexist peacefully

 

[gardenlane]

"im 95% shes got a boyfriend but im 75% sure she doesnt really like him."

I am absolutely dying ahahahahaha

 

[Sammy G]

"I hate talking about my bowels in public, but the national interest must be served."

 

[Sammy G]

"Smallholders are hard-up in Deutschland
They haven't got Meutschland."

 

[Sammy G]

"It only occurred to me the other day that I will have biographers. Probably Hone will do me first and then there will be all sorts of English persons writing books "interpreting" me, describing the beautiful women who influenced my "life," trying to put -Irty work in its true and prominent place against the general background of mankind, and no doubt seeking to romanticise what is essentially an austere and chastened character, saddened as it has been by the contemplation of human folly."

 

[Sammy G]

"There's nothing as bad as a bad bag."

 

[Sammy G]

"Death is a process, resulting usually in a serious fatality."

 

[Sammy G]

"Hell goes round and round. In shape it is circular, and by nature it is interminable, repetitive, and nearly unbearable."

 

[Sammy G]

"I was very young at the time that I was born: in fact, I had not even aged a single day."

 

[Sammy G]

"I considered it desirable that he should know nothing about me, but it was even better if he knew several things which were quite wrong."

 

[Sammy G]

"The sovereignty of the pony should not be subjugated by the imperialism of the horse."