somnilicious
Bluelighter
I have a lot of experiences with cops but only one really stands out in my mind. I was rolling at a house party and asked one of my friends to drive me to my girls house where I was living at the time. It was like 5am but we only had to go like 2 miles. We make it to the entrance of her neighborhood when we see the old blue and red. For some reason the cop walked up to the passenger side where I was sitting( I hate when they do this). I just looked at him and pointed to the driver. Like duh, aren't you supposed to go to him. He asked us all to get out of the car(another friend had gone along for the ride). So we all get out and the cop makes the driver follow a pen with his eyes. His eyes are like saucers and I can see them fluttering around and his teeth are chattering while he is trying to follow the pen. So him and his partner make us sit on the side walk and start tossing the car.
Then the cops start busting our balls. One says "Are these lights bothering you guys." Then his partner chimes in "Hell no they like these lights." Then the first cop says "You guys don't start touching and feeling all over each other now." Then right on cue his partner comes in "They'll get a real treat when we frisk em' " Then one of them starts making a bass and cymbal house beat with his mouth and his partner takes out his baton and starts spinning it around in the air while doing a little dance.
This was when I was like 18 so the cops called all our mommies and daddies except for mine because I told them I lived in the neighborhood. I get a ride home from one of the cops and my girl was outside. I told the cop she was my sister and he just dropped me off and left. The driver had ratted out our best friend for selling us the pills so I ran inside and called him to warn him the cops were on the way over. He hid all his stuff and the cops never found a thing.
Then the cops start busting our balls. One says "Are these lights bothering you guys." Then his partner chimes in "Hell no they like these lights." Then the first cop says "You guys don't start touching and feeling all over each other now." Then right on cue his partner comes in "They'll get a real treat when we frisk em' " Then one of them starts making a bass and cymbal house beat with his mouth and his partner takes out his baton and starts spinning it around in the air while doing a little dance.
This was when I was like 18 so the cops called all our mommies and daddies except for mine because I told them I lived in the neighborhood. I get a ride home from one of the cops and my girl was outside. I told the cop she was my sister and he just dropped me off and left. The driver had ratted out our best friend for selling us the pills so I ran inside and called him to warn him the cops were on the way over. He hid all his stuff and the cops never found a thing.